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(Scene opens up showing mountains followed by showing many wildlife until a Saiyan Space Pod comes crashing down at a distance, startling many ostriches and a farmer.)
FARMER: Oh God, no! My Marijuana patch! I mean, er... my Carrot patch... yeah! (thinking while driving towards the explosion) I better do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation: (pulls out a rifle) Get mah gun!
(Space Pod opens up in a shiny light and Raditz emerges)
SPACE POD: Hello, and welcome to Earth... With open bar.
FARMER: Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedgeho-- Eh, no, it's an alien! Holy sh**, it's an alien!
RADITZ: Finally on this dead plan-- (notices teeming wildlife) Wait... What the crap? Did Kakarrot screw this up? Oh god dammit, I knew we should've sent Turles.
FARMER: Better think of something cool to say to make him stop! (cocks shotgun while Raditz scans him with his scouter) Hey, you! (thinking to himself) Heh, genius farmer, genius!
RADITZ: Aw, look at him. He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? (checks his power level with scouter) Five, huh?
FARMER: Protect me, gun! (fires a shot at Raditz, who catches the bullet with his hand)
RADITZ: Hey! No! Bad human! (flings the bullet back at the farmer, sending him flying at towards his truck and killing him)
FARMER: (extreme quickly while flying towards his truck) Gah, I voted for Bush!
RADITZ: Bad! Now get back up and tell me you're sorry! Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why Dad said I couldn't keep Appule...
(opening sequence; scene shifts to a wasteland, where Picici is standing on top of a plateau)
PICICI: Good ol' wasteland! Yep! Sure is some kickass training!... Dammit, I'm lonely. Might as well check MySpace. (opens up her MySpace page) No new comments... No friend requests... Dammit. Well at least I have you, Tom. You're always there for me... I wish I was closer to Zane.
RADITZ: Hey! You!
PICICI: What the hell?
RADITZ: Are you Kakarrot? Seriously if you are, stay still! I need to talk to you about killing and selling this planet! It's really important! Oh, wait a second; you're not Kakarrot. My bad!
PICICI: I've got green skin, pointy ears and a turban. Oh yeah, I must look like so many other people!
RADITZ: Oh, a smartass, huh? I don't appreciate smartasses. Prepare yourself for my signature attack: Double Sun--
(Screen suddenly turns monochrome and the scene pauses)
VEGETA3986: No!
LANIPATOR: Huh?
VEGETA3986: Give me the mic!
LANIPATOR: What--? No--come on, man!
VEGETA3986: Dude-- Give me the mic!
(A picture of the original DragonBall appears on screen with the words 'We are experiencing technical difficulties' superimposed over the top and bottom.)
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A F**ked up Adventure (Male OC X Dragon Ball Z Abridged)
FanfictionFollow the adventure of Zane, Goki, and the rest of the crew on a very fucked up adventure. They will fight lots of people, they will eat lots of muffins, and they will break the laws of physics like it's no one's business. They will also kick the s...
