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VEGETTO: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!
KRILLIN: Re-Really?
VEGETTO: (laughter dies down) Oh no, you're all thoroughly screwed.
KRILLIN: Awww.
GOKI: Gohan, Chiyo, Krillin, Zane and I will handle Vegetto on our own. I need the both of you to get as far away as-- (Krillin is suddenly gone) Where'd Krillin go?
ZANE: Running away, like a b**ch...
(scene cuts to Krillin screaming flying away... like a b**ch and then back to the battlefield where Zane places his hands on Gohan and Chiyo)
Zane: Gohan, follow the bald midget. Get home to your mother. Chiyo... make sure he doesn't get lost, or eaten, he's useless after all.
CHIYO: Yes, sir!
GOHAN: Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her?
ZANE: Yes, Gohan. Tell her... ("Coming Undone" by Korn plays as the camera slightly zooms in on Zane's face) to get dinner ready and the bathroom prepped... ("Coming Undone" plays again with the camera zooming in on Zane's face) because I'm hungry... for a special dish... (plays a third time with the camera once again zooming in on Zane's face)
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(scene cuts to Goki and Zane flying down on the battlefield)
VEGETTO: Alright, are you ready for this?
GOKI: You bet I am! But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?
VEGETTO: What's wrong with here?
GOKI: I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel right.
VEGETTO: Well, it is a little corpsy. (looks at the corpses of Yamcha, Tien, and Picici)
ZANE: I know a Place, come on.
(scene shifts to King Kai's planet)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet.
KING KAI: (in his thoughts) So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan elite, the low-class warrior, trained by me... and Zane... (out loud) Takin' all bets, guys! Takin' all bets!
BUBBLES: (subtitled) 70,000 zeni on the noble young warrior!
BOJACK: (from inside King Kai's planet) Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!
GREGORY: Uh, sir, is this really appropriate? If Goki and Zane lose, the entire Earth could be destroyed!
(King Kai creates a large hammer)
KING KAI: You were saying?
GREGORY: D'ah, 1,000 zeni on Zane and Goki.
NARRATOR: Hey, can I get in on this?
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A F**ked up Adventure (Male OC X Dragon Ball Z Abridged)
FanfictionFollow the adventure of Zane, Goki, and the rest of the crew on a very fucked up adventure. They will fight lots of people, they will eat lots of muffins, and they will break the laws of physics like it's no one's business. They will also kick the s...
