Follow the adventure of Zane, Goki, and the rest of the crew on a very fucked up adventure. They will fight lots of people, they will eat lots of muffins, and they will break the laws of physics like it's no one's business. They will also kick the s...
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(Scene opens up with a full view of Snake Way.)
NARRATOR:After endless running and detours, Goki and Zane have finally reached the end of Snake Way. How very convenient.
(Goki looks up and notices a small planet in the sky)
GOKI: Oooooo! Oh wow, that must be King Kai's place!
ZANE: Then let's go. (Flies towards the planet)
GOKI: Right! (jumps towards King Kai's planet) Woohooo... (begins falling towards the planet) ...aaaaaahhhhhh--
(Goki crashes onto the planet)
KING KAI: (offscreen) Nice job, jackass!
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GOKI:(in pain) Ow...
ZANE: why do I feel like murdering a fat midget?
(Scene changes to outer space, where Vegetto and Nappa's Space Pods are seen flying through space.)
NARRATOR:Meanwhile, back in the deep reaches of space...
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO:(annoyed) No.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO:(becoming more annoyed) No!
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO:(much more annoyed) NO!
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO:(now very angry) NO!!
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO:(even angrier)NO!!
NAPPA: Hey, Vegetto.
VEGETTO:(ready to snap)WHAT?!
NAPPA:(sees that they are approaching Planet Arlia) Can we stop at that bug planet?
VEGETTO:(temper stabilized) Nappa, if it'll shut you up for five minutes then fine!
(scene shifts to Planet Arlia)
VEGETTO:(looking at a floating debris) See? Look how fun this is.
(Two Arlians riding on giant millipede-like steeds appear out of the ground)
