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(Scene changes to outer space, where Vegeta and Nappa's Space Pods are seen arriving at Earth.)
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO: (slightly annoyed) No.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO: (more annoyed) No.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO: (really annoyed) No!
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO: (now irritated) NO!
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETTO: (relieved) Yes.
(Space Pods crash through a building and land in the middle of the road, forming two huge craters)
NAPPA: Yaaay!
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(scene cuts to Vegetto and Nappa landing on the street, in front of a group of shocked citizens)
NAPPA: Hey look,Vegetto, more locals.
(citizens are shown to be completely scared with most of them whimpering)
CITIZEN: ....So, are you guys alien--
(Nappa destroys the entire city, leaving nothing but a gigantic crater)
NAPPA: Ahhh, I hate awkward silences.
VEGETTO: Dammit, Nappa, think before you act! What if you'd have blown up one of the Dragon Balls?
NAPPA: The what now, Vegeta?
VEGETTO: The Dragon Balls, Nappa. Don't you remember our wish?
(flashback of Goki talking to Raditz about the DragonBalls)
GOKI: The Dragon Balls, you know? There are seven of them. They grant any wish you want-- like immortality?
OOLONG: Or Bulma's panties!
(back to present)
NAPPA: Yeah, pandas...
VEGETTO: You know what, Nappa? One of these days you're going to die. Then you'll be out of my hair forever. (caption appears at the bottom of the screen saying "Epic Foreshadowing") Now let's just go. (Vegetto and Nappa fly off towards the Z-Fighters)
(scene changes to a barren wasteland)
PICICI: (senses the Saiyans' ki) Gohan, Chiyo, on your guard! They're coming right towards us.
GOHAN: But, why would they be headed our way?
PICICI: They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.
CHIYO: (Confused) But... Daddy and mommy are dead.
PICICI: (getting irate) I was referring to me!
GOHAN: Oh, well by that logic, I suppose you would have the strongest power level on Earth.
MR. POPO: (appears as a tiny speck on top of a faraway plateau) Hah!
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