Pick-up lines. . .

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Dear Aidan Gallagher;

Are you a tower because I think Eiffel for you.

I like your shirt.... but I think it would look better on the floor.

I think there's frogs in our mouths... maybe we should let them connect-

Do you have sunburn? Or were you always this hot?

Heyyy... my name is Microsoft, maybe I can crash at your place tonight. ;)

Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you a campfire? Because you are hot, and I S'more.

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

Do you believe in love at first sight?— or should I walk by again?

Are you google? Because you are everything I'm searching for.

Good think I have my library card... because I'm checking you out. 😏

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

You must me aphasia because you let me speechless.

Do you run track because you running laps around my heart. <333

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Are you religious?  Because you are the answer to my prayers.

I think the gap in between my finger were meant for yours.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Because I can see myself in your pants.  I'm so sorry for that one-

I know you are busy today, but can yo I add me to your To-do list. 

If you were steak you would be well done. 

There is something wrong with my cell phone.... it doesn't have your number in it.

I think I have a problem with my eyes... I can't separate them for you.

Do you have a license?  Because you are driving me crazyyy!

If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber.

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