"okay now* the author is doing too much this book has crossed the line"
"pack it up ✨weasley✨"
"cheated on us with a fucking mannequin 🙄"
"elliott, keep it in your pants"
"voldy wants to know your location*"
"ITS CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!! FUCKING CHAPTER 2!!!!!!! god damn it, my head's spinnin' why we going so damn fasttt!!!!!"
"*removes from wishlist*" —> and the wedding in the replies
"STFU luther your the time talk with you incest with allison bitch"
"he just mad bc his wife died and now he don't want to be lonely bc of sum little kids 🙄🙄🙄"
they are good bc:
-made me wheeze
-i like being bullied for some odd reason
-made me not want to throw my brother out a window"
*will add more*

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Wait but- || Five x Reader
FanfictionFive uses his powers and spatial jumps towards her. "Hi, my name is Five." He says looking down the the smaller girl in front of him. "Hi my name is Y/n. But I guess now I'm known number eight." ******************************...