Wait but- || Five x Reader

one-shot 💗💗

a/n: hi bitches, so people are still reading this?! i honestly can't even bring myself too look at what i wrote. so here's a smut one shot to make up for a lot of shit i wrote in this! this y/n is not related to number 8or 11 or who tf you want her to be.

fuck. it's 2:30pm and i'm just getting up. i don't even remember last night it's all a blur. kinda glad i blacked out. never mind. then i remember one thing, who the fuck is five? is that an inside joke i don't even know i have? the hang over does feel nice though. kind of like someone beat me up and said "don't get out of bed today just sleep," so i will. as i change out of my crimson fitted dress and put on something a lot more comfortable my phone rings. it's five.

heyy just wanted to see how you're holding up last night you were hammered!!

ohhh my goddd!! fuck him and his cute concern. should i text back? my shirt isn't even put onto my right arm, my sleeve is on my shoulder. what am i doing??

haha yea! ik can't remember a thing... who are you again?

oh yeah sorry i'm five.

no no you're name

five.

the one on the birth certificate??

it's five.

that's an unfortunate name

i was a lab experiment.

hah

fuck you

please do

the fuck did i just say? "please do"? i'm killing myself. goodbye, i'm done. i'm not leaving house ever again. AND WHY IS MY DOG HYPERVENTILATING IT'S STRESSING ME OUT. okay i'm good now. i pick up my phone and see that he left me on read. that's expected. i finish putting on my shirt, put on pajama shorts, throw my hair up in a messy bun (a/n: i'm sorry it's how i sleep) and pull the covers over me and start to close my eyes. my eyes are almost shut when someone shows up out of thin air. wait what?!

"hi," the dude says in a weird ass outfit looking like a school boy. who the fuck is he.

"who the fuck are you?" i ask confused while i watch him look around like he owns the place.

"i'm five," he says like i should've known that. then i look down at my phone and see his contact has his face on it. i should have known that. i only nod and rub a hand over my face and stare at him in awe as he takes off his jacket. he looks not that bad now, definitely not hard to look at. he's no jacob day, but damn he's fine.  i'm starting to not regret that "please do," hell please do it right now. i get out of my bed and go to the bathroom to splash cold water on my face.

i walk back to the room and look at him "so, what are you doing here?" i ask kind of flirty. he scoffs and rolls his eyes, then he takes out his phone and points to my message. "please do" hell yeah i'm smooth. now let's see where this goes. this is going to start off so awkwardly.

i wait for him to start everything, since he was the one who showed up here uninvited. trading one bold move in for another. i go into the kitchen and start making tea. i feel five watching my every move. he appears behind me and i wonder if that's why he was a lab experiment. or maybe he has light footsteps. i stir in one ice cube to my broiling tea, then i feel two arms wrap around me. ohh please do! "is this okay?" he asks.

"anything you want to do to me is okay," i say with unexpected confidence. he stares at me with hunger in his eyes. i though that was only something writers said to make their smut more sexy. and god damn seeing the look in real life makes it that much better.

and just like that he attacks my lips and picks me up making me wrap my legs around his torso. he slowly starts kissing down from my lips to my jaw to my neck. i can't help but moan as he kisses my neck. i wince as he starts sucking it and biting it lightly. "is this okay?" he asks as his hands start to travel down to my waist. i nod and bite my lip. fuck me for making how much i need him so obvious. but he does seem to be complaining.

i look at him with lust in my eyes, practically begging for him to keep going. he gets memo and runs his hands underneath my shirt cupping my tits. i'm so glad i don't have a bra on. i conceal a smile by biting my bottom lip and take off my shirt. "holy shit," he says as he stares at my body. i laugh a bit and wrap my arms around his neck and pull him back into the kiss. his hands are traveling up and down my body and his hands go into my shorts and cups my ass. "i don't like these," he says as his hands squeeze my ass.

"why's that?" i ask looking at him innocently in the eyes.

he catches my expression and puts his mouth close to my ear. "because i want to see all of you." and just like that he picks he up with my legs still wrapped around him and takes my shorts off leaving me in just my underwear.

i watch him intently. then whisper in his ear "your turn," i start to unbutton his shirt. from the top to bottom, kissing him while i do so. i break the kiss to slide the shirt off of him and i stare at his body. "holy shit," i mumble.

he only smirks and looks at me. still kissing him i undo the button on his pants and unzip them letting them drop to his ankles. he steps out of his pants and starts kissing me again. he slowly moved his right hand from my ass, to my inner thigh, to my covered clit. once he touches it i throw my head back and moan. he looks at me smirks, "you like that huh?" i nod while looking at him in the eyes. but before i could answer he starts rubbing it making me moan more and my back arch.

he stops when he notices that i'm about to cum. he pulls down his boxers and when they hit the floor he steps out of them and kicks them to side. he pulls my underwear down let's them drop to the floor. he stared at my fully naked body and runs his hands up and down my inner thighs making me want him even more. "please," i beg waiting for him to do the thing i've been waiting for him to do.

he doesn't say a word, he only stares at me still smirking. that damn smirk. i pull him closer to me by my legs. he winces a bit as his sensitive tip touches the cold counter. a smile a bit knowing he needs this just as much as i do. i look at him in the eyes as i move my hips so we align perfectly. then using my legs i push him into me. my arms fall from his neck to his back and my head falls onto his shoulder. oh fuck he's good.

"you like that?" he asks still pumping in and out of me. i nod as i moan into the crook of his neck. he starts going harder and faster i can feel myself getting closer. unable to control anything that my body does i dig my nails into his back, arch mine and moan. him and i cum at the same time.

he pulls out and i collapse onto him, and he catches me as i fall. he sits me up and gets a paper towel to clean him and i up. "what you doing?" i ask and he says nothing as he puts my shirt back on me. he hesitantly goes to help me with my underwear until i nod signaling it's okay.  he puts them on for me and carries me to my bed. "you can stay if you want," i offer and he smiles. not a smirk. a smile.

"okay," he puts his boxers back on and lays where i pat my bed for him to lay down. he holds me close to him and i cuddle close to him. and all of this is making me think what the fuck did we do last night to make this all seem like second nature.