Breath of the Wild; Champions Group chat 2nd edition

The conclusion of a very long Q&A (5/5)

Dusk: We will finally be concluding this long Q&A today 😃

Link: So close, we could have beaten Zelda's record

Revali: 100 years is longer than one year, you piece of asinine shit

Midna: Good to see we are all intact after so long 😂

Mipha: yes...although what concerns me more is how Zelda is still able to respond in this chat and keep Ganon at bay.

Zelda: It's called multitasking

Revali: With one hand?

Zelda: You learn a thing or two when you have to stand there holding down a CalamitY for DECADES

Dusk: Well, today Zelda will not be multitasking that much

Zelda: I have had decades of practice.

Revali: That's like saying I had decades of practice with my own skills myself.

Link: Dead and a ball of gas don't count

Revali: ...Sleeping a century don't help your sword skills but I don't hear Mipha complaining-

Urbosa: 😂

Mipha: URBOSA. REVALI NO-

Midna: Revali shouldn't is the question, the answer is Revali yes, heehee

Dusk: ...So Daruk's turn has finally arrived.

Revali: Daruk you are being summoned.

Daruk: Yeah, uh, I'm here but I was just watching Link

Link: I found all the pots 😛

Mipha: Oh Naydra

Dusk: From MimicMarco, they got two questions for ya, Are you scared of dogs? And Have you ever dined on Diamond's Magama Roast?

Daruk: The second one is an easy question. It's to die for, the Magma adds a bit of something something to the roast if ya know what I mean. Second, I am not scared of dogs.

Revali: He is.

Mipha: He is.

Urbosa: So very fucking is.

Daruk: GUYSSSSS

Link: Woof woof

Daruk: DOWN LINK DOWN

Link: POT POT

Daruk: Urbosaaaa

Urbosa: BOY PUT THAT POT DOWN OR I SWEAR TO YOU ON VAH NABOORU'S GRAVE I'LL  SAV'ORQ YOUR ASS-

Dusk: Moving on- Who is more annoying out of the group? Pls be honest we all want to know~

Daruk: I can't say one person is above the most annoying.

Midna: Such a cope out answer

Daruk: You, actually. Then second would be Urbosa and the third would be Revali.

Link: DAMNN

Urbosa: Ouch, Daruk, you wound me. Why am I that high up the list?

Daruk: You know very well high

Urbosa: Very high up that list haha

Revali: O..my Hylia, I keep learning stuff I wonder if I really wished to know

Midna: then why Revali third?

Daruk: Revali just amplifies shit and if Urbosa is HIGH up her horse then Revali adds a multiplier to it

Link: Like a video gameeee

Mipha: What's this video of the game you speak of?

Midna: And they say I'm retro