The Book of Randomness: The Quest for Motivation

Nixel... because yes

Sam: Just... put the seagull back and get something that doesn't have wings.

Nixel: Okay.

5 hours later...

Nixel: Saaaaamm...

Sam: What did you do no- Why do you have a crab on your hea-... Don't tell me.

Nixel: 2 things...

Sam: What?

Nixel: These crabs declare me as their queen and now they won't stop following me.

Sam: If the second one is you brought a shark home... I'm gonna kill you.

Nixel: Hah! Noooooo! I would never!

Sam: -_-

Nixel: opens shower curtain I brought the King of Atlantis home.

Sam: YOU WHA-

I thought it was funny.

Also, Nixel is PowerToLePotatoYEET. Go follow her if you want to see more of Nixel.

Taylor over and out.