Me in a nutshell

26 5 1
                                    

Making a new AU idea...

Me: Okay! Imma make the storyline, maybe add a few twists, what the characters will look like, write their backstories! I'm gonna be so proud of this au!

Literally 3 days later...

Me: This sucks, how did it get from this plot point to this one?! Let it be known I am NEVER writing again. I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!

Not even 5 minutes later...

Me: I HAVE A NEW IDEA!!

•••••

In the morning...

Me: Good morning, world! Time to be productive!

My brain: Okay cool, how about we start off the day with a quick prayer and a healthy bre-

Me: Right after a nap!

My brain: EVERYTIME!! Taylor, stop being lazy! Your bed isn't a safe haven! Get up!

•••••

Me: gets a coke

Mom: Taylor, stop getting cokes! Get some water for once.

Me: Dad and big sis have coffee in the morning to wake themselves up, I get coke to wake me up, if not... I turn into Godzilla trying to destroy cities.

•••••

I don't know what to do. I thought this was funny.

Taylor over and out.

The Book of Randomness: The Quest for MotivationWhere stories live. Discover now