Sam: Hey.
Nathan, Will, and Kyle: ??
Sam: If a tomato is a fruit... then ketchup is a smoothie.
Kyle: What?
Nathan: Pizza is a fruit pie.
Kyle: Not you too.
Will: And salsa is a jam.
Kyle: I will JAM your heads into the wall if you don't shut up. Also, what do tomatos have anything to do with history? It's a fruit, not a historical item.
The TV turns on
Eteled: Tomato soup is a-
Kyle: THAT IS IT!! I AM GOING TO STUDY IN THE LIVING ROOM!! DO NOT FOLLOW ME!!
Sam: But Ky-
Kyle: NO!!
SLAM
Sam:
Will:
Nathan:
Eteled:
Sam: So how is everyone?
Nathan: Banana ketchup is a thing.
Will: Really?
Eteled: Yeah, look it up.
Sam: Gross.
Nathan: Who even likes tomatos? Besides on pizza and spaghetti?
Will: I don't know.
Sam and Eteled: shrugs
Nathan: Weird.
Kyle: STUDY OR I SWEAR TO MARCEL, I WILL PROVE TO THIS WORLD YOUR LIMBS CAN BEND TWO WAYS AND IT AIN'T GONNA BE FUN!! AND ENOUGH WITH TOMATOS!!
Sam: SHUT UP, NOBODY LIKES YOU!!
Kyle: I CAN SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU!!
Nathan: Kyle, just get over here and study!!
Kyle: FINE! JUST SHUT UP ABOUT TOMATOS!!
Will: WILL DO!
Kyle comes back to the room and they study for a bit...
Sam: Banana bread.
Kyle throws a book at Sam...
••••••
Boom.
I made a thing.
IDK what to say.
I though it was funny-
Taylor over and out.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Randomness: The Quest for Motivation
RandomA book filled with some of my art.
