Henry, as a teenager: I don't feel so well and I don't feel happy about the things I do... but I'm pretty sure it'll solve itself soon!
Henry, as an adult and working for Nintendo, has been diagnosed with depression and is socially akward: This just turned into a huge freaking problem.
Austin: Hey, you go-
Henry: No.
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Mr. Brenner: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
The class:
Mr. Brenner: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The class:
Mr. Brenner: If your life is a freaking mess, and you're really freaking depressed, if you're stressed and you know it, clap your hands.
The class: clapping intensfies
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Sam: A, E, O, U, what is missing, Kyle?
Kyle: I.
Sam: What is the oppisite of hate?
Kyle: Love.
Sam: What is the oppisite of me?
Kyle: Nathan.
Sam: What?
Kyle: Nathan is a caring, loveable, and an overall decent person.
Sam: Forget you.
Kyle: Diddo, plus... you asked for the oppisite of you.
Mr. Brenner, trying to teach them to get along: FOR THE LOVE OF MARCEL!!
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Some co-worker: Henry... you're pan, right?
Henry: spits out hot chocolate Y-yeah, why?
Some co-worker: Oh, does that mean you attracted to paaaannns?
Henry:
Some co-worker:
Henry: pulls out a pan No, but they are my partner in crime, and somebody is about to lose their kneecaps for using a STUPID UNFUNNY JOKE!!
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Bonus!!
Featuring my sister, Katie or ChristianTwin21
Katie: You suck. (Joke)
Me: I do.
Katie:
Me:
Katie: What?
Me, sudden realization: WAIT, THAT CAME OUT WRONG!! I MEANT I AM BAD!!
Katie: laughing
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Welp.
Hope this was funny to you... probably wasn't.
Taylor over and out.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Randomness: The Quest for Motivation
RandomA book filled with some of my art.
