Haikyuu x Reader!! Chatfic

~ cake ~

- KARASUNOO -

nishinishi:
HEY GUYYSYSSYSYYSYSYASYSSYSGSVSUVWUVWVIBW

y/ning:
HEY BAEEEEE
also why am i here? i go to inarizaki now

nishinishi:
bc i luv u

y/ning:
true
ANYWHO WHAT WHORE

milfmilkers:
sdivjosdvb what do you want? OMG THAT SOUNDED RUDE, IM SRRY NOYA

nishinishi:
its okay :))

y/ninG:
nice username suga-

milfmilkers:
milf milkers

y/ning:
milf milkers

jesushi:
milf milkers,,,
whats a milf?

milfmilkers:
.... a cow..

y/ning:
a cow, a fat sexy cow, like wow a cow

jesushi:
okay, ty

y/ning:
<3

smallgiant:
IIWBVOIWNVIWR HEY GUYS 

milkboykags:
hey

nishinishi:
I HAVE SUM TO SAY GUYS :(
I...
I CUT OFF MY BALLS

y/ning:
send proof.

jesushi:
WAIT WHAT? ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT THE HECK

y/ning:
stfu asahi
noya, send proof or i dont believe you

smallgiant:
wait r u serious?

nishinishi:
yes
literally so so serious
im bleeding
out
*dead as hell*
*needs y/n's kiss*

y/ning:
*kills you more*
*turns you over on your tummy*
*pulls down your pants*
*butters up the cake*
*puts it in at 360*
 i dont have the degree ting

milfmilkers:
that went from 50 to 1000000 really fast

y/ning:
stfu the cakes not done
*takes cake out*
*takes bite*
too salty
*adds more milk*
*puts back in oven*

milfmilkers:
thats not even how you... make a fucking cake
here, let mama help you
*takes bad nasty cake out and dumps it in the trash*
*makes new mix*
see, 2 eggs, half a cup of milk, NO BUTTER, now stir

y/ning:
*stirs bowl*

milfmilkers:
*preheats oven*

jesushi:
are we gonna say something?

nishinishi:
SHHHHH IM LEARNING

milfmilkers:
*20 mins later*
*takes cake mix from ugly child*
*puts mix in the correct shaper thing*
wtf are those called idek
*puts in oven at what ever degree is right*
now we wait

y/ning:
ahh ty milf milkers

smallgiant:
actually speaking of cake, i had this really crappy cake my friends made for me, i didnt tell them it was nasty, but, it was so SO nasty. like it tasted like...... bananas, and i hate bananas
A LOT
but still, i thanked them, then almost once a week, theyd make a cake for me, and im p sure they made it taste worse and worse each time, bc the last cake i had was super shitty, and now im scared of cake\

y/ning:
your..... scared of cake?

yamagucci:
arent we all?

dinotsuki:
no.
personally, i love cake