Haikyuu x Reader!! Chatfic

~ rodrick ~

y/ning:
barf barf
guess
tf
what
my homies

kodzuken:
wtf
what

y/ning:
i have a boyfriend

sunagod:
WHO

keijiki:
WHO

nekuro:
WHO

y/ning:
rodrick heffley😏

kodzuken:
damn
at first i thought someone actually loved you.

y/ning:
do u want me to come over
and suck ur balls?

kodzuken:
window is open, come on in

y/ning:
0////0
omw papi
but
seriously
im in love w him
give me a few minutes so i can fuckin-
walk
to
kenmas house

bokuhoeing:
r u actually going to-

y/ning:
suck his balls?
no
do stuff to kenma of which i wanna do to rodrick?
YES.
kenma
get ready for the best sex, head, makeout EVERYTHI
YOUVE EVER HAD
FEELS SO GOOD TO BE 18!!
wait
kenma
ur 18 too right?

kodzuken:
no
17

y/ning:
KUROOOOOOOOO
MAY I
COME OVEERRRRR?

nekuro:
ofc babe
the door in unlocked
do
whatever
you want to me
damn
i love being friends w hot chicks the same age.

y/ning:
LITERALLY I KNOW
TETSURO
WANNA BE
FRIENDS W BENEFITS????

nekuro:
y/n
thats the best idea youve
EVER EVER
had.

kodzuken:
i know im not the only one ❤️‍🩹

nekuro:
kenma
stfu

y/ning:
everyone
listen to all around me
by flyleaf
im in luv w this song
it reminds me of rodrick
and tetsu
dont mind if i moan rodricks name....
...
okay...?

nekuro:
dont mind if i moan nicki minaj's name.

y/ning:
face fucking be like🙌😍

keijiki:
what is wrong w yall??

bokuhoeing:
3 some?

y/ning:
baby
i love you
but no
next time for sure though
:)

nekuro:
just 2 bros nd a hoe fucking yk😳🙏🏼

y/ning:
i hate you
but ill love fucking ur soul out
ur body.
pretending ur rodrick bc u look like him
ACTUALLY
IWAIZUMI AND AKAASHI LOOK LIKE HIM...
are yall 18?
hoe phase for rodrick.

iwazooming:
i literally turn 18 next week
fuck u y/n

keijiki:
84 years young

y/ning:
literally
hmmmm
guys
please answer these following questions...
kuroo, akaashi, and iwa...
yall answer
1) if i randomly kissed you, what do you do?

nekuro:
grab ur boob

iwazooming:
smack you then kiss u again, and abuse ur ass

keijiki:
id simply
pass away due to cancer.

y/ning:
next question
2) u take me on a date, WHEREEEE?

nekuro:
my house

keijiki:
prolly an arcade tbh

iwazooming:
a funeral place
so we can laugh at ppl
crying.

y/ning:
3(.)(.)
whatd u say while doing
IT

iwazooming:
id call u a whore for my cock.

nekuro:
wouldnt say shit

keijiki:
we wouldnt get that far
i dont have self confidence to do that

y/ning:
the winner
of WHOS MORE LIKE RODRICK
isssssss
HAJIMEEEEE
please, i request to come over asap, aka rn
/srs
so we can fuck..

iwazooming:
@ prettysetterkawa

prettysetterkawa:
wow
bro
youre loosing ur v card!!!!
congrats :)
but ew
to y/nnn
bb what

y/ning:
oinkawa
you tried to fuck
after one of ur games
but i said no uglykawa
and ur mad✨😃🖕🏼✨

iwazooming:
is it a turn off to say i love you?

y/ning:
only if its to asskawa :)

iwazooming:
i love you y/n