Haikyuu x Reader!! Chatfic

~ violence ~

- PISS BOY SHIT -

y/ning:
guys
pi is so good

tetsuroo:
omg you know pi?

y/ning:
MF I MEANT PIE
LIKE THE SHIT YOU EAT
its good
really.... really good

tetsuroo:
what flavor?

y/ning:
pecan.

tetsuroo:
ew wtf thats nasty

y/ning:
YOURE NASTY
YOU PROLLY HAVE PI MEMORIZED

tetsuroo:
i dont
i have the PERIODIC TABLE memorized stupid cunt

y/ning:
youre so rude to me

terushimaballs:
GUYS
OMFG
I ACED ANOTHER TESTTTTT
IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!!

y/ning:
WAIT THATS AWESOME! YOU GOT AN A!!!! GOOD JOB <3333

terushimaballs:
yes yes ty
srry i havent been actice, ive just been really trying to pull my grades up

y/ning:
LMFAO I PLAN ON FAILING UNTIL I CAN DROP OUT LBEIBNEFIOVNEF

terushimaballs:
DUDE THATS WHAT I WANNA DO! but id be kicked from the volleyball club if my grades werent good </3

y/ning:
thats mean
i hate school systems

terushimaballs:
i feel you
BUT IVE BEEN ON A SCHEDULE FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS
i wake up every morning before school, get ready in the car, pay extra good attention, do volleyball, go home, study for and hour, eat dinner w my parents, take a cold shower
bc cold showers are the best
AND THEN i study some more, try to check my phone, then sleep asf

y/ning:
i sleep, eat, text the gc, watch yt, and sometimes goes to school
i havent even been this week

tetsuroo:
its wednesday

y/ning:
ik
i havent went to school though this week
im going friday, collecting the work i missed, doing it during the weekend w the help of kenma, and then on monday im turning it in

tetsuroo:
will you be going to school next week though?

y/ning:
sadly yes
my moms gonna start locking the door to the house when i leave the house until schools done

tetsuroo:
ngl i think thats neglection

y/ning:
nahhhh
well maybe
nahhhhh

keishinasf:
come back to Karasuno mf

y/ning:
WHY BHAHAHAHHAAHA SO YOU CAN TEASE MEEEE? hashauviuvbuvib no go fuck yourself

keishinasf:
welp, shrimpy, milky, i tried..
</3

y/ning:
when cOaCh UkAi cares lmfao <3

keishinasf:
im literally gonna fucking HURT you

y/ning:
GODDAMN ONE SECOND YOU DONT WANT ME
THE NEXT YOU DO
THESE ARE SUCH MIXED SIGNALS

tetsuroo:
no swag

miyaosamu:
i stg
sumu you better stfu
i can hear your fucking laughing from down the hall

miyamiyaatsumu:
"you better stfu" BITCH YOU BETTER STFU GODDAM
ALWAYS TELLIN ME WHAT TO DOOOOO
LIKE HOP OFF MY CHEEKS BRUH WTF

miyaosamu: