Haikyuu x Reader!! Chatfic

~ arson ~

- Seijou -

*prettysetterkawa added y/n to the groupchat*

y/ning:
hey fags and even more fags

iwazooming:
this is wwhy i hate you

y/ning:
shawty in luv w me and cant admit it
youre still in the denial phase

prettysetterkawa:
youre prolly wondering why i added you to our humble little chat

y/ning:
nah i dont care
i was gonna say hi to Kyotani and Iwaizumi then leave :p

maddogg:
hi

y/ning:
hi bae

maddogg:
k you can go now

y/ning:
actually im sad

prettysetterkawa:
why

y/ning:
bc my wifis gonna get turned off at 12 every night </3
# my moms a bitch asf

maddogg:
she cant be that bad, just cause shes turning off the wifi?

y/ning:
... this is the nicest thing shes done for me
SHE LOCKS ME OUT THE HOUSE
MAKES ME DRINK MILK (i hate it and im lactose intolerant)
AND AND AND MF
she goes through my phone whenever tf she wants and then a mf gonna hit me when she finds the slightest shit wrong
+ i get starved for abt a week cause she be clubbin or whateva

maddogg:
so when are we killing her????

iwazooming:
lmfao i hate their mom
shes so fucking ugly

prettysetterkawa:
y/n gets their looks from their dad.

y/ning:
i get my looks from myself
my parents are ugly
im p sure im adopted

prettysetterkawa:
BACK TO MY PROBLEM PLEASE

y/ning:
what is it and why does it involve me ????????????????

prettysetterkawa:
we have a match against nekoma next week and we need a cheerleader

y/ning:
no
LMFAO

iwazooming:
i told you theyd say no

y/ning:
depends actually
kyo and iwa
yall want me to cheer for you?

iwazooming:
ngl
i wouldnt hate it

maddogg:
yes

y/ning:
considering it now
oikawa
apologize to Ushijima then ill do it

prettysetterkawa:
EW NO WTF

y/ning:
welp
then ill be cheering for Nekoma :3

kindasfdaichi:
hey
hows Kageyama?

y/ning:
idfk
uhhhhhh
hes improved a lot? he has a lot of friends? a gf? and he has good grades...?

kindasfdaichi:
MF GOT A GF?

y/ning:
thats what his team told me

kuniomie:
lmfao hes better than you kd

kindasfdaichi:
fuck you

kuniomie:
bet youd like to