Haikyuu x Reader!! Chatfic

~ rawr ~

-nekoma-

nekuro:
hello
former teammates
and the loml
hello to you all

y/ning:
hey faggot

longedlev:
i hate everything and everyone
what is this bullshit
kuroo stop talking for 2 seconds
i cant pay attention
to the fatass shit im taking rn
PLEASE

y/ning:
wow
uhm
didnt
expect that
im just gonna
go to the uhmm
main chat...
..
....
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok bye

-toilet paper-

y/ning:
guys please
i dont think i can go on like this
@maddog
i love you
live for me

keijiki:
am i just
not here
not alive
not the love of ur life now?
what is this injustice?

maddog:
oh shut it fukurodani ass crap

y/ning:
day 
after day
i will walk
and i will play
but the day
after today
i will struck
and i will start...

keijiki:
what?

y/ning
why cant i get
just one kiss
why cant i get
just one kiss

keijiki:
what r u talking about?\

bokuhoeing:
WAIT
OMGGGG
I KNOW THISSSSS
BITCH
PLAY THAT GODDAMN BEAT
maybe something's i wouldnt miss
but a look at your pants

y/ning:
AND I NEED A KISS
why cant i get just one scoop

nekuro:
WHY CANT I GET 
JUST ONE SCOOP

y/ning:
baby i know
what to do!
but something wont let me
make

bokuhoeing:
LOVE TO YOU

prettysetterkawa:
why cant i get
JUST ONE FUCK
why cant i get
JUST ONE FUCK

y/ning:
guess it'd got sum to do w luck!
but ive waited my whole life for

nekuro:
just
one....

prettysetterkawa:
dayyyy
after
dayyyyyy

y/ning:
i get 
angryyyyy
and i will sayyy
after rageggeef

nekuro:
its on my SIDEDEEDEEDEEEEE
take a poutttt
and say goodnight ;)

y/ning:
yall explain HOW TF you know that song???

nekuro:
season 3 of the 100
duh

prettysetterkawa:
i love that show sm!!

bokuhoeing:
DONT WE ALL?

y/ning:
YESDSS
I GREW UP WATCHING THAT SHITTT
OMG
guys
do you
wanna binge all 7 seasons
TOGETHER??????
like nonstop watching it
at my house
while my moms away?

nekuro:
i thought your mom was trying to be better?
why is she away?

y/ning:
its actually
a job interview across japan
i get to stay here
while she works there!
awesome ikr

prettysetterkawa:
sounds good to me
since its summer i have nothing to do rn other than practice volleyball
but all practice is
... is iwa chan hitting me

iwazooming:
:)

tenten:
SMART
GOD
OMG
im gonna miss ushijima :(
so sad that im a third year
and he graduated
makes me wanna cry

y/ning:
BITCH LITERALLY
LIKE
SUGA
DAICHI
ASAHI
AND
THE LOML KUROO
GRADUATED ALR
SO IM STUCK W LIL KIDS

kodzuken:
mf
were in the same school and grade rn
so
excuse me
for being too amazing for your fat ass
ew
i hate you
im never appriciated by anyone

nekuro:
BUT KENMA
I LOVE YOUUU

kodzuken:
ew please stfu
i hate you even more

y/ning:
poor rooster head :(
random thought
but how you gonna get into heaven if you aint got
a bible?

kodzuken:
bruh
why tf are u like this?

nekuro:
LMFAO
WTF Y/N
but
kenma man
my main man
why r u so mean??

y/ning:
hes always like that to me :(

kodzuken:
myb bro
didnt mean
to have phat ass nuts yk