- PISS BOY SHIT -
y/ning:
omg
sorry i havent been active LMFAO
ive been playing idv and minecraft w my online friends
terushimaballs:
all of a sudden im an online friend
y/ning:
UGH OMFG ALWAYS MAKING ME CORRECTG MYSELF
online friends + bae
bc hes the only person i havent ignored for the last few days
kodzuken:
im invisible now ig
y/ning:
I HATE YALL
OMFG IM NOT CORRECTING MYSELF THIS TIME WTF
fuck you
terushimaballs:
ik you want to
omg you wanna kiss me so bad
y/ning:
literally
omfg guys
i visit teru every single weekend now
like
we have so many plans
terushimaballs:
literally
like
so many
kodzuken:
ha
i see them almost everyday
y/ning:
him and kuro visit me at school a lot
lol
ngl
i think they both have a crush on me
nekuro:
i hate you
y/ning:
thats what someone who has a crush on me would say
nekuro:i actually fucking hate you
like
i dont even want to be your friend
y/ning:
cause you wanna be my boyfriend
nekuro:
gn, bc youre slow
y/ning:
you want me to be your partner asf
but thats too bad
im w terushima
sunagod:
like fr fr
or no title cause you have issues
y/ning:
poop
sunagod:
im smart lol
miyamiyaatsumu:
lol no youre not
youre fucking stupid
sunagod:
says you
that literally means nothing
y/ning:
i realize we all say literally a lot lol
also i just took a fat shit
miyamiyaatsumu:
nice
y/ning:
OMG IM THINKING ABOUT STARTING A BLOG
sunagod:
wtf would you even post on there?
kodzuken:
^^
theyre probably gonna expose everyone
y/ning:
...
howd you know
thats actually what i was gonna do
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABT LIKE- curing everyones obsession w you guys
like example
Tetsuro Kuroo
hes a huge simp and likes girls with long hair
he perfers to be a spiker so he can depend on Kenma, since Kenma is the only teammate he has personal trust with
Kenma Kozume
a huge baby
hes loves playing animal crossing with friiends, but never brings them to his island so they cant take his fruit
he dyes his hair blonde and once died it a light pink
Yuji Terushima
literally the hottest man alive
so hot like wtf
hes dating me
only got the tongue ring to look cool :) but i love it so idc
very hot, i think i should always mention this
scared of snow storms
likes to cuddle a lot and will 10/10(from experience) give you a lot of hickies for everyone else to see
Atsumu Miya
uglier miya twin
loves when people care for him bc hes a vv insecure baby
his favorite color is purple
he loves physical affection, especially pda
Osamu Miya
hotter miya twin
v calm, but rages when playing games
likes to abuse Atsumu
an inch taller than Atsumu
Like it? Think I should start a blog?
I really think everyones fans would loves this
except Terushimas fans
but idc
LMFAO hes my boyfriend so like ayyy
nekuro:
youre finally dating?
y/ning:
WAIT OMFG DID WE NOT TELL YOU GUYS???
ONVGIBVIOW LMFAO YEAH
WE STARTED DATING LIKE
A WEEK OR TWO AGO
LMFAO
terushimaballs:
i asked them out when they came over to my house
IEBFOIWEFVB we were in walmart
and i proposed lol
y/ning:
10/10 the best way someone asked me out
wait
omg
that reminds me
did you know that Sumu tried asking my out when I first transferred to Inarizaki??? And then Samu beat tf outta him
Suna recorded it
sunagod:
best day of my life
y/ning:
ong
kodzuken:
where r u rn y/n? I wanna play ac
y/ning:
im at Terus house
i think hes shitting
but i could be wrong
kodzuken:
i thought u only went there on the weekends?
y/ning:
ngl
ive been here for about 4 days
his parents love me
terushimaballs:
they love them more than me </3
and im their son wtf
y/ning:
its bc i actually have manners when talking to them
you call your mom bruh
terushimaballs:
YOU FUCKING HIT ME IN FRONT OF HER TOO
AND SHE LAUGHED
y/ning:
dont call your mom bruh
anywho, yesterday, she took me shopping and told me how Teru's been talking about me ever since we met
like mf been tellin his MOM AND DAD abt me
mf in love or whateva
terushimaballs:
okay and
also can you bring me some toilet paper?
y/ning:
yeah
gimme a sec
im watching law n order
terushimaballs:
YOU UNPAUSED IT????
nekuro:
youre a married couple now
y/ning:
we are indeed
also
YES
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE AN HOUR TO USE THE BATHROOM
terushimaballs:
says the person who wakes up at 6 am just to sit on the toilet for 2 hours then come back to bed
kodzuken:
wait
y/n, ur moms okay w it?
y/ning:
she thinks i ran away
LMFAO
kodzuken:
goddamn thought she wouldve put an amber alert out for you
y/ning:
she put out an ad
to rent out my bedroom lmfao
so i snuck back in there and got my shit and drove back to terushimas :)
terushimaballs:
their shit is in a corner of my closet
y/ning:
OMG HE HAS A HUGE CLOSET
NOT EVEN FUNNY
ITS THE SIZE OF MY OLD ROOM
also guys
did you know
DID YOU KNOW
that im really hot lolz
terus gonna dye my hair later tonight
terushimaballs:
my moms getting the hair dye rn
bleach and f/c dye
y/ning:
i love her sm wtf
i should probably start cleaning our mess so she doesnt have to clean up more
terushimaballs:
my mom also likes y/n bc they clean
y/ning:
lolz
before i started staying here
i barely cleaned lolol
terushimaballs:
VNOIVN Y/N BRING ME THE TOILET PAPER
MOM TEXTED
SHES ON HER WAY BACK
WE NEED TO DYE YOURE HAIR SO HURRY TF UP LMFAO
y/ning:
LOL IGHT
BYE GUYS LMFAO
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words - 797
date published - 2/2/21
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