pregame chatfic chaos saiouma

*insert chapter title here*

[horny is online]

Horny: HEY BITCHES

horny: hello?

Horny: am I really the only one online??

Catsarwnywilltolive: no.

Horny: who the fuck are you??

[Ihatehumanity is online]

Ihatehumanity: stop spamming the fucking chat

Horny: you know what. NO

Ihatehumanity: bitch

Horny: La

Horny: la

Horny: la

Ihatehumanity: OK I GET IT NOW STOP

[high is online]

High: hey what happened last night??

[Tsundere has come online]

Tsundere: you got drunk

High: oh-

[Weeb is online]

Weeb: hey saihara wanna watch danganrompa with me

[Simpsforkokichi]

Simpsforkokichi: I'm here

Weeb: holy- you are fast

Simpsforkokichi: let me in

Weeb: ok ok I'm coming

[Weeb and one other are offline]

[Issimperforbysaihara is online]

Horny: hey ouma!

Issimperforbysaihara: hi iruma San

Catsaremyonlywilltolive: hey ouma

Issimperforbysaihara: hey hoshi

Horny: THATS HOSHI??

Catsaremyonlywilltolive: yeah that's me

Catsaremyonlywilltolive: do you guys know where gonta is?

Issimperforbysaihara: I think he's in the garden!

Catsaremyonlywilltolive: thanks

[kaitoit]

Kaitoit: hey guys what's up!

Horny: the roof ya dumb bitch.

Kaitiot: heyyy I'm not a dumb bitch!

Ihatehumanity: yes you are

[Ihatehumanity and Catsaremyonlywilltolive are offline]

[fuckatua is online]

Fuckatua: hey guys do you know where shinugji is I need some rope

Ropeman: ok ill send it over

Fuckatua: thanks

Kaitiot: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE

Horny: I didn't see you go online??

Ropeman: I was on the whole time

Horny: fuckin lurker

Fuckatua: oh its here thanks!

Ropeman: no problem

[Fuckatua is offline]

Issimperforbysaihara: we have class in 5 minutes guys I have to go

High: we do?

High: WE DO OH SHIT WE DO

Horny: why can't we just fuckin skip?

Issimperforbysaihara: MIU.IRUMA.

Horny: Ok oK I'm going

Issimperforbysaihara: thanks iruma~san!

[everyone is offline]