Last names: pregames
First names: in games
[ monokuma has added 2 people]
Monokuma: this is your pregame and in-game enjoy!
shuichi: what??
Saihara: oh your me rightt
Shuichi: I'm so confused
Saihara: I'm you before the game dumbass
Shuichi: so your me? Wait- did I just cuss
Saihara: I just got here and I'm already suffering I want ouma~kun
Shuichi: why would you want kokichi??
Saihara: first of all ouma~kun is amazing wonderful respectful beautiful small and cute and 2 you guys are on first name basis
Shuichi: first name what now? And kokichi and respectful are practically antanyms
Saihara: bitch- and first name basis is a form of respect only close friends or family can do that
Shuichi: oh sorry
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With the oumas
Ouma: so saihara isn't a simp in in-game
Kokichi: ew no he isn't anywhere near one he's always so shy and hides under his emo hat
Ouma: ah, saihara hides under his hat too
Kokichi: they are both soooo emo
Ouma: I guess you could say that
Kokichi: soooo do you have friends
Ouma: mhm not many but yeah
Kokichi: FUN! WHO IS IT
Ouma: well we have, saihara, yonaga, shirogane, yumeno, chabashira, gokuhara, and harukawa
Kokichi: IM FRIENDS WITH MAKI?!?!
[kokichi has screenshoted this message]
[kokichi has gone offline]
Ouma: I um what??
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With Maki and kokichi
Kokichi: Maki we used to be friends!
Maki: stop lying you gremlin
[kokichi has sent one screenshot]
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Maki:
[Maki has gone offline]
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In-game group chat
Maki: HELP I USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE PURPLE GREMLIN
nyeh nyeh motherfuckers: NYEH?!
SHSL itoit: HOW??
Gonta: huh Maki was no friends with kokichi?
Panta king: yep! That's right! She would do absolutely anything to protect me!
Maki: ew I'd rather die than protect you
Panta king: ಥ_ಥ
Maki: that is not helping you
[Emo is online]
Emo: hey guys
Panta king: hiiiii shumai!
Emo: hi ouma
Panta king: did you knoowww
Maki: stfu before I kill you
Panta king: (ToT)
Emo: uhh what happened
Panta king: scroll up!
Emo: ok...?
Emo: oh.....wow
Maki: stfu
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A/N I seriously needed to post holy-
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