pregame chatfic chaos saiouma

idk what to do i lost my ideas so quick

Atua: hiiiiiii

SIMP: not again

Atua: fuck you too

Ihatehumanitybutmostlyshuichi: who'd want to fuck him anyway?

Atua: ouma

Ihatehumanitybutmostlysaihara: I don't see why tho

Atua : A N Y W A Y S

Atua: I'm adding your in games here

SIMP: FROM CAN DANGANRONPA?!

Atua: yes

Atua:@everyone 

[everyone is online ]

Kitter kite ready for flight : wtf do you want??

[Atua added 16 people]

Kitter kite ready for flight : who the fuck-

Kokichi: oooooooo a new chat! 

Shuichi: you didn't make this chat?

Kokichi: nope! 

Amami: I'm actually surprised

Kitter kite ready for flight: who the fuck are you guys??

Kokichi: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT NAME

Kitter kite ready for flight: I DON'T FUCKINGS KNOW STFU DUMBASS

Shslitiot: kokichi stop creating group chats

Issimpedforbysaihara: but I'm kokichi?-

Kokichi: liar!  Look at my username dumbas

Kokichi: also.. Saihara~Chan HOW DARE YOU SIMP FOR ANYONE OTHER THAN ME

Issimpedforbysaihara: Saihara put the water back in your mouth  ηøẘ

SIMP: fyifyfyfyiyifyfifiyyifyufyufuyfyfufu there's two ouma~kuns

Kokichi: oooooooo so your meeee cool!

Shuichi: if my deductions are correct simp is the other me

SIMP: first of all I'M NOT A SIMP second of all when did I get so smart last time I checked I was failing all my classes

Issimpedforbysaihara: its cause you were staring at me

Kokichi: oooooooo other saihara~chan is thinking dirty thoughts about me??

SIMP: I can't deny that

Shuichi: WHAT-

Ihatehumanitybutmostlyjustsaihara: wtf did I just witness

Kokichi: how dare you hate saihara~chan hmph!  You bully!

kaede: hey let's not fight here

Ihatehumanitybutmostlyjustsaihara: no you can't be me

Kaede: wait your me?  But your so, mean?

SIMP: HAH!  YOU GOT CALLED MEAN BY YOURSELF

Kaede: your not off the hook either

SIMP: and how much do you think I care? 

Kaede: i- well you should,  its not OK to be mean to people

Monster energy can: ohhhh you have not met kaito

Kaito: what about me??  And who are you?????

Ihatehumanutybutmostlysaihara: we that's too many question marks

Maki: do you wanna die

Ryoma: yes

Shuichi: yes

Issimpedforbysaihara: yes

SIMP: yes

Iwannadie: yes

Ihatehumanitybutmistlysaihara: yes

Tsundere: yes

High: Baaabbbveeeeeeee whhyYYyyyyyyyy

Tsundere: the answer is right above me

Kokichi: PFAFFFT HAHAHA

kokichi: also yes

Maki: damn I knew some people here were depressed but not this many

Maki: AND OUMA I WILL KILL YOU

SIMP: if you kill ouma I'm killing you and exposing your pregame personality

Social butterfly: hey!  Leave me out of this

Maki: that's....... Me? Ew I'm a social butterfly

Issimpedforbysaihara: I will kill you

Kitter kite ready for flight: like you could do that

SIMP: shut up kaithoe

Kaito: t-t-thats me?!

Kokichi: did you just stutter through text??

Kokichi: that's two

Miu: who else here does that?? 

Kokichi: you, you dumbass bitchlet

Miu: b-b-bitchlet?  A-Ahhhhh~

(A/N I hate everything never in my life did I think I'd be writing out a moan especially over text)

Horny: I know I can be horny but I'm not THAT horny

Kokichi: your still a horny cum dumpster

Horny: that's a good insult, I'm stealing that

High: HeYyyyyyy bAbbbYyyyyyy

Tsubdere: please go die

Kiibo: Its never good to wish death upon someone! 

Tsundere: Ew your me?? 

Kiibo: HUH??  Does that mean I'm dating someone??

Tsundere: sadly

High: Baaabbbveeeeeeee can you cuddle meeee

Tsundere: fiiinnneeeeee

High: yAaaaaay

[2 people are offline]

Rantaro: who even was high?

SIMP: you

Rantaro: WHAT

Kiibo: WHATTT

ISSIMPEDFORBYSAIHARA: yeah that's you guys

Lurker: hey

Korekiyo: another lurker? 

Ihatehumanitybutmistlysaihara: your the same person

Lurker: oh

Korekiyo: oh

MONOKUMA: TIME TO LEAVE! 

[MONOKUMA removed 17 people]