✌️: Im back,,
pirate: where were you anyways,,
✌️: I think you should give this a bit more thought
✌️: Bathroom why
pirate: you sure you weren't secretly stealing my food again
✌️: I would never 💔
pirate: yea.. sure
✌️: 💔
keef: stop being so mean to him >:((
swagger: he pout
swagbowie: he's so cute when he pouts tho
hando: i was right about this being a love triangle
savoytruffle: why was i added to this again
st mccarthysim: woah love stories😳😳
hando: because eric, like rings, you're special
swagger: wait no this isnt a love triangle
keef: definitely not-
swagbowie: theyre both hot smh 💔
pirate: they said after minutes of flirting and arguing
st mccarthyism: wait keith change your dn to have swag in it to match them
keef: NO
hando: aw c'mon keef you'll join the swag gang
keef: none of us are together-
swagbowie: omg are you implying a poly thing
keef: NO
swagger: i mean
keef: no
swagger: yeah no im um straight
swagbowie: GAGJFJKFJFMBB
hando: yea just like me guys totally❤️
keef: m o v i n g o n
✌️: We should play a game or something
st mccarthyism: yea bold of you to assume we can move on from something like that
pirate: what kind of game,,
hando: it's all going to plan❤️ soon you will all realize what my true evil plan was
✌️: I was thinking like would you rather or something
✌️: Like truth or dare you know
pirate: what do you mean,,
swagbowie: OMG WYR ❤️❤️
swagger: calm down over there
hando: wait that sounds like a wonderful way to get to know everyone better so then I will know everyone's weakness
st mccarthyism: youre scaring me
swagbowie: truth or dare, or would you rather
swagger: i personally vote truth or dare
keef: truth or dare </3
savoytruffle: wyr
hando: also paul I'm glad that you're scared that is a part of my plan </3
st mccarthyism: o h
pirate: since no one answered poor keef, I pick truth
keef: wait what oh i was voting that as the game
keef: but okay um uh
hando: hehehe loser picks truth
keef: everything im thinking of is lame
pirate: its fine just ask me anything i dont care
keef: i barely know you i know nothing about you everything is a question
swagger: poor little confused keef
pirate: just ask away
keef: 1. shut up mick, 2. okay uh what's your
keef: wait lemme think
swagger: omg
pirate: hey mick shut up he doesn't even know me >:((
keef: im being pressured </3
keef: okay whats your sexuality cause i can guess and i wanna check my gaydar
pirate: well what do you think i am
a/n- this one is really short i may post pt4 later today
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Fanfictiona modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with @Geo_Davud who said, and i quote, "it shall be published to the world. the world will witness our sins." i was crying laughing over this b...
