hando: if you have a gaydar youre gay so 💔
keef: no tell me first
pirate: shut up john you just revealed your elvis obsession in a few minutes
swagbowie: OMG MICK UNLOCK YOUR WINDOW
pirate: im scared what did you do
keef: so are you bot gonna answer
swagger: oh i think my mom lockednit hold on
pirate: oh im sorry djbdn uhh i am straight
savoytruffle: sureeee
hando: damn buster just gonna expose him like that
keef: i guessed like bi but female leaning like omni
st mccarthyism: geo caught lying😳😳
savoytruffle: hes lying 💔
hando: cmon geo we cant lie here💔 how am i going to find out your weakness
keef: i guessed mick and david were bi and i was right
✌️: Alrighty so who's next
swagbowie: doesnt george ask someone now
pirate: okay uhh swagbowie person truth or dare since you mentioned it
swagbowie: for anyone wondering i did get into micjs window
swagbowie: D A R E 💅
✌️: are you going to steal something from mick,,
swagbowie: no im just laying on his bed
pirate: alright so uhh slap mick i guess do it for me❤️
swagbowie: but idk if hes into that
swagger: whoa,,
keef: w h a t
swagbowie: OH YOU MEANT LIKE A BAD SLAP
hando: HEY THIS IS A CHILD FRIENDLY CHAT GEO IS A CHILD
swagger: he did it btw it was very gentle
swagbowie: hlwait hwo okd are youguys
swagbowie: me and mick and keef are all 17 ik rhat
hando: well so are me and paulie but ringo is 18 and lil geo is almost 17
swagbowie: ADULT ALERT
swagbowie: wait omg youre so cool
✌️: hehehe lil kiddies
swagbowie: whats it like being old
✌️: well as someone that can legally drink and not have to worry about my parents like you losers, it feels great
swagbowie: omg legend 💔
swagbowie: anyways keef t or d
keef: um dare
swagbowie: i dare you to tell us your crush
keef: THATS THE SAME AS TRUTH
swagbowie: IT COUNTS DOESNT IT
hando: too bad no chickening out
keef: i dont have one
swagger: keith.
keef: but-
swagger: tell us the truth
swagbowie: cmon babe tell us
hando: cmon buster
keef: but
hando: cmon dont be shy
keef: what jf there's multiple can i just say one
swagbowie: yeah just one
hando: hmm i didnt think of that
keef: okay…………. um im debating which one to admit
keef: okay fine its you david can i go
swagbowie: omg im si popular ✨
hando: yes thank you
hando: its so true that even i, someone who barely knows you, is madly in love with you
keef: actually i dont wanna go because um john truth or dare
swagbowie: i have three people in love with me 💅
hando: uh dare
keef: uh um record yourself singing i know everyone hates doing that
hando: alrighty bet
swagger: first of all id gladly record myself singing smh, second of all david i am not in love with yoh so
hando: that shows your ego my lad
swagbowie: first of all micj as john said you have a huge ass ego and second of all u didnt say you were the third meaning uou are the third
hando: [1 attachment] there </3
swagbowie: omg i love your voiceeeee im jealous
hando: thank you </3
keef: i love the scratch

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✨old men group chat✨
Fanfictiona modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with @Geo_Davud who said, and i quote, "it shall be published to the world. the world will witness our sins." i was crying laughing over this b...