hando: alrighty so rings truth or dare
✌️: Truth
swagger: WAIT NO I JUST ASSUMED YOU IMPLIED-
hando: what did you assume he implied❤️
hando: anyways rings is it true that you secretly hate this chat
swagbowie: hes in love with me 100%
✌️: I dont hate this chat its pretty entertaining but also annoying at times because of john and only john
hando: you big meanie💔 anyways now you have to ask someone
✌️: Um eric t or d
savoytruffle: dare 💔
st mccarthyism: not me thinking he meant titty or dick
swagbowie: me too paul 💔
✌️: I dare you to uh...?
✌️: I dare you to
✌️: Wait
keef: relatable
swagbowie: is kissing gay
swagbowie: like two guys kissing
hando: depends, why do you ask
pirate: well if its like family then not necessarily cause thats incest
swagbowie: so it is gay
pirate: i mean i guess
swagger: DAVID ROBERT JONES STFU
hando: you have something to share with the class I think we would like to know
✌️: I dare you to put mentos in coke and drink it
savorytruffle: alrighty bet I'll be back
hando: anyways, michael and saint david do you have something to share
swagbowie: i do not
swagger: he didnt do anything,,
pirate: i dont trust you losers
swagbowie: i just wanted to know
pirate: alrighty then weird question but okay
swagbowie: i wanted to know if i was being gay
swagger: YOU COULVE STOPPED IT THERE BUT NO
✌️: w h a t
hando: you sure you have nothing to share, not even a smidge
david: nope
hando: alrighty then, if you say so
savoytruffle: i think i have died
hando: same❤️ when did you notice
pirate: eric ask someone,,
keef: john we all know you wanna die calm down
hando: just had to give a reminder </3
hando: anyways eric, you have something to ask a lucky lad in this chat
savorytruffle: okay um that guy named swagger, as quoted by paul, titty or dick
swagger: am i choosing between titty and dick or is that truth or dare
savorytruffle: titty means truth and dick means dare its just pauls dumb joke
swagger: okay then um dick
swagger: i wouldve picked dick either way
swagbowie: mine to be exact 💅
swagger: nO
Hando: woah woah woah there buster like I said earlier this is a child friendly chat geo is 16 watch your language my lad
swagger: just gimme the dick already smh
savoytruffle: okay then uhmm I dare you to uhh
savoytruffle: shit I dont know
st mccarthyism: a genius here good work
savoytruffle: hey we barely even know each other >:(((
keef: its hard to come up with them </3
swagger: we're all just mean to each other
swagbowie: no you are
st mccarthyism: we're like a real family </3
swagger: do i not get a dare
savoytruffle: okay uhm I guess I dare you to change shirts with the person next to you rn,,
swagger: thats david,,,
swagbowie: omg yes <3
savoytruffle: okay then just get it over with,,
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictiona modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with @Geo_Davud who said, and i quote, "it shall be published to the world. the world will witness our sins." i was crying laughing over this b...
