a/n- and nine cause its been a while-
keef: what is going onnn
st mccarthyism: what have i returned to
swagbowie: PAUL TTRAUTH OD AFCRE
st mccarthyism: dare and i love your grammer❤️
keef: *grammar
swagbowie: um i dare you tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
swagbowie: i dare you to um kiss your crush ❤️
keef: matchmaker over here
swagbowie: if that were true i wouldnt be single
✌️: YOURE SINGLE SKITTLES?
keef: i told you we arent together-
st mccarthyism: i dont even understand whats going on anymore❤️
st mccarthyism: okay well ill be back
pirate: what do you think is he gonna chicken out
swagbowie: idk im excited
keef: i have a solid guess but im not sure and wont say anything
pirate: even after you told us about micks tiny weiner
keef: yes
swagger: DAVID YOU JUST LEFT
swagbowie: i was dared to 💔
swagger: YOU TOOK CLOTHES?
swagbowie: i was dared to 💔
pirate: he is lying he is secretly a criminal
swagbowie: i stole your heart 💔
swagger: never enter my house again
swagbowie: youll come crawlin back 💔
pirate: that sounds so cheesy but okay </3
keef: hes constantly like this
pirate: i can tell especially after an hour of hearing him say a lot of strange things
swagger: keef has gotten a lot more comfy with you guys and has therefore unleashed the demon
keef: what demonnnnnn
pirate: but hes actually nice and normal compared to you guys
keef: am i
swagger: is he
st mccarthyism: youre not one to speak geo you got mad at johns ex gf for stealing cookies
keef: well compared to dave definitely-
hando: lads guess what
swagbowie: what,, also paul youre back-
st mccarthyism: no im not im secretly haunting you
hando: well then i wonder who was the paul lookalike that kissed me
keef: I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW E@HI
keef: I KNEW IT WS JHOHN
swagbowie: WOOOOOOO YOU SHOULD GET MARRIED
st mccarthyism: you heard nothing
swagger: wait one kiss makes you think they should get together but we-
swagbowie: SHHHH
hando: you have something to say
swagbowie: no ❤️
st mccarthyism: you sure,,
swagbowie: no 💔
swagger: *yes
pirate: I dont trust you
keef: i dont either
✌️: Guys its getting late ima head to bed skittles
swagger: ha loser
hando: goodnight lad we'll make sure to spam you with weird stuff </3
✌️: Its like 3am skittles
✌️: Night lads skittles
keef: im a comedic genius oh my god
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✨old men group chat✨
Fanfictiona modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with @Geo_Davud who said, and i quote, "it shall be published to the world. the world will witness our sins." i was crying laughing over this b...
