st mccarthyism: someone please explain what is going on
✌️: Okay okay so skittles
✌️: Keef was tryna say that we cant sneak in cause his mom is home but john said he is his mom and then he said you're his dad so youre married to john and keef is your son and your son is married to david and mick simultaneously and we'4e still fitting the rest kd us in skittles
st mccarthyism: wait are you being serious about john being able to give birth to a living being or is this a joke-
swagbowie: ringo always catchin everyone up ✨
swagbowie: no we're serious ✨
st mccarthyism: WHAT
✌️: ITS A JOKE SKITTLES
st mccarthyism: im not sure who to trust the guy with bad grammar or the guy that says skittles at the end of everything
✌️: KEEF MADE ME SKITTLES
keef: HSJDJFK NO HES DOING THIS BY HIMSELF
st mccarthyism: still not sure who to trust here smh
swagger: its all lies. everything youve ever heard or known or even said was a lie.
st mccarthyism: i dont trust you either swagger
swagbowie: do you even knaow eho wr are
keef: are you okay
swagbowie: im heartbroken cause im still alone rn 💔
st mccarthyism: i dont think anyone here is okay
keef: what do you mean,,
swagbowie: i want
swagbowie: i want my husbands
swagger: we're not together btw
st mccarthyism: yea and im totally not the father of keef but okay
keef: wait what
✌️: Can someone ask me truth or dare please skittles
pirate: of course rings truth or dare
✌️: Dare skittles
keef: sad 💔
pirate: i dare you to stop saying skittles and dont listen to keef
✌️: TYANK YOU THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED
keef: 💔
swagbowie: aw are you okay honey im sowwy
pirate: take that keef
keef: i-
st mccarthyism: today is such a sad day for keef first he finds out who his real parents are now this💔
keef: idk who i am anymore
swagbowie: nooo
swagger: keef ill be over in a minute
swagbowie: can i come
swagger: uh yes
✌️: I have a feeling something will happen,,
pirate: murder
keef: no
pirate: yes i am secretly disguised as dave and mick
keef: so i wont let them in
swagger: noooooooooo
pirate: you never know which ones real
swagbowie: what if we killed george,,
st mccarthyism: youre teaming up against my pal💔
swagbowie: okay we have to kill george 💔
swagger: it must ve done 💔
st mccarthyism: why💔
pirate: damn you just gonna do me dirty like that💔
keef: YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME
swagger: gotta protect my husband
swagbowie: ^^
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✨old men group chat✨
Fanfictiona modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with @Geo_Davud who said, and i quote, "it shall be published to the world. the world will witness our sins." i was crying laughing over this b...
