pirate: wait are you guys busy today
swagbowie: im very busy and keith is too
hando: hey dont forget me
✌️: I just want breakfast skittles,,
keef: get some skittles thenGDJHFKF
swagbowie: ah yes john is busy too
hando: thank you
hando: wait what about mick
swagbowie: idk where he is 💔
swagbowie: should we sneak into his hous too
hando: of course the more houses the better
keef: right
keef: hey rings if you don't have any skittles i have plenty,,
✌️: You are horrible skittles
keef: GSHSJ
swagbowie: poor ringo oml 💔
hando: you sure you dont want to join us rings
✌️: I may skittles
✌️: Would i have to say skittles in person too skittles
hando: get revenge on keef
keef: wait this is revenge??
swagbowie: oh i was just gonna annoy him by flirting 💔
hando: it can be anything just as long as we sneak into his house
keef: but ik youre coming
hando: well you never know if we will or not
keef: but you are-
swagbowie: are we
hando: but you dont know how we'll break in
keef: my mom js home
swagger: what
swagbowie: MICKKKKK ❤️❤️❤️
hando: you never know i could be the one dressed as your mom
keef: oh god
swagger: WHAT DID I COKE BACK TO ALSO HI DAVE,,
hando: you came back just in time im secretly keef's mom
keef: im
swagbowie: yep its true 💔
swagbowie: does paul kbow 💔
swagger: im so sorry keef 💔
hando: no paul doesnt because hes secretly the father
keef: WHAT
swagger: OH DAMN
swagbowie: THE DRAMA
✌️: Im back i got cereal skittles-
hando: ringo paul doesnt know hes the father of keef💔
pirate: cereal skittles sounds horrible also congrats john i always expected it
✌️: Are we just a big family or is this only you three skittles
hando: depends
swagbowie: if were one big family now can we like choose or
✌️: I wanna be a father skittles
✌️: Or a mother skittles
Hando: wait paul hasnt woken up is he dead💔
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✨old men group chat✨
Fanfictiona modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with @Geo_Davud who said, and i quote, "it shall be published to the world. the world will witness our sins." i was crying laughing over this b...
