Nuru: Ya know Hugo, I have found that you tend to underestimate me.
Hugo (in an innocent voice): Whaaaat? Now what gave you that idea, princess?
Nuru: Well, there's the fact that you keep berating me, you keep me from doing anything that's actually important, and- YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING ANYMORE!
Hugo: Hmm? Of course I am. Also I do most of those things based on a fact about you dear.
Nuru (aggravated): And what, may I ask, is that?
Hugo: You were raised a palace brat and really don't know how to do any hard work.
Nuru: EXCUSE ME?!
Varian and Yong in the corner: Uh oh. This can't be good.
Hugo: Well maybe the brat part was a bit much, but the rest still stands. Why, I bet I can beat you at anything.
Nuru: PUH-LEASE! I bet anything you can do, I. Can. Do. BETTER.
Hugo: Ha!
Nuru: I can do anything better than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can Yes, I can
Yong: Should we stop them?
Varian: I'm thinking about it.
Hugo: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you
Nuru: No, you're not
Hugo: Yes, I am
Nuru: No, you're not
Hugo: Yes, I am
Nuru: No, you're not
Hugo: Yes, I am Yes, I am
Hugo: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
Nuru: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
Hugo: I can live on bread and cheese~
Nuru: And only on that?
Hugo: Yep
Nuru (smirks): So can a rat
Varian and Yong: OOOOOOH
Hugo: Anything you can sing I can sing higher
Nuru: I can sing anything higher than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you caaaaan't!
Nuru: Yes, I CAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Yong: Man, that is high!
Hugo: Grr. Ok point for you. How do you sing so high?
Nuru: Well I'm a girl.
Hugo: That's not what I heard.
Nuru: Excuse me, sir! I am a lady! Thank you very much.
Hugo: Agree to disagree Twinkles
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Varian and the Seven Kingdoms nonsense
HumorBasically I've been obsessed with this AU for many months and I wanted to make stuff for it, so this is it. I'll hopefully write my take on the full story someday, but for now this is what I'm working on. In this you will find one-shots, memes, poss...
