So, everyone thinks that Yong has one of the biggest families on the planet. That means that Yong's mother has had to go through like 6 other kids. So you know that at one point when she was raising Yong, this had to happened.
*one of the mom's friends decides to drop in*
Yong's mom: Oh hey Tara! One sec. Yong!
8 y/o Yong: What's up mom?
Yong's mom: I was just making some pasta and chicken, can you watch it for me real quick?
8 y/o Yong: Watch it?? What do I do!?
Yong's mom: Just watch it. When the water boils put the pasta in and when the pan's hot enough put the oil in. It's easy.
8 y/o Yong: When the wha- Wait... Wait wha-
Yong's mom: Figure it out! I'll be back in a minute!
8 y/o Yong: Oh my gosh!
So I just- Ah! how big do the bubbles need to be!?
How do I know when the pan's-! AHH! I'm gonna burn the house down! AGAIN!
Oh there's bubbles! Mom!
Ok, so when I see bubbles I put the pasta in the pan in the oil... AAHHH!
Yong's mom: Ok bye Tara. What is this?
8 y/o Yong: I COULDN'T DO IT!
YOU ARE READING
Varian and the Seven Kingdoms nonsense
HumorBasically I've been obsessed with this AU for many months and I wanted to make stuff for it, so this is it. I'll hopefully write my take on the full story someday, but for now this is what I'm working on. In this you will find one-shots, memes, poss...
