A/N - So, this is based in season 5 like I said in the description- but you can imagine the characters however you want to I guess
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN CRIMINAL MINDS OR IT'S CHARACTERS
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Penelope Garcia created a group chat
Added Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss + 3 others.
Penelope Garcia: Hello lovelies!
Aaron Hotchner: Garcia, why?
Penelope Garcia: I just don't think we all spend enough time outside of work, is all!
Derek Morgan: C'mon Hotch, I think it's a good idea
Aaron Hotchner: It's one in the morning, I don't care about the groupchat but I do care about you all getting sleep.
Emily Prentiss: Sleep is for the weak
Jennifer Jareau: Emily, go to sleep
Emily Prentiss: Bitch how you gonna tell me to sleep when you aren't sleeping either-
Jennifer Jareau: Touche.
David Rossi: Emily, how much wine have you had this evening?
Emily Prentiss: Not enough
Jennifer Jareau: Emily!
Emily Prentiss: Shhh..also, where's Reid?
Aaron Hotchner: Probably sleeping like a responsible adult.
Penelope Garcia: lmao..you think reid is responsible?
David Rossi: You think he acts like an adult?
Derek Morgan: He probably doesn't even know how to use his phone
Jennifer Jareau: Poor bby :(
Spencer Reid: Jennifer, I'm 26 years old
Emily Prentiss: It's alive!
Jennifer Jareau: "Jennifer?"
Jennifer Jareau: Penelope pleaaasee change my name
Penelope Garcia: On it-
Jennifer Jareau's name was changed to "Mom"
Mom: Oh my god I love it
Emily Prentiss: Me too 🥺
Penelope Garcia: I'm changing everyone's name
Emily Prentiss' name was changed to Severus Snape
Derek Morgan's name was changed to Chocolate Thunder
Aaron Hotcner's name was changed to Strict Father
David Rossi's name was changed to Gordon Ramsey
Penelope Garcia's name was changed to BabyGirl
Spencer Reid: I swear to god, Garcia.
Spencer Reid's name was changed to Pornhub
Pornhub: Very funny.
Chocolate Thunder: LMAO REIDD
Severus Snape: I love my name so much
Pornhub: Please change it
Babygirl: NO XD
Strict Father: I'm not that strict..
Gordon Ramsey: Well...
Mom: 😬Well..
Strict Father: I am sorry for being strict, please change my name
Pornhub: AND MINE
Babygirl: I'll change Hotch's
Pornhub: why must you hurt me in this way
Strict Father's name was changed to Hotch
Hotch: Thank you.
Hot Chocolate: SO, Reid, what is the story behind that nickname?
Pornhub: I do not want to answer that question
Babygirl: AHAHAHAHINCFSNVIJSHYBHABHSIO
Severus Snape: I'm intrigued
Mom: Me too
Gordon Ramsey: Me three
Pornhub: If I tell you Penelope has to change my name
Babygirl: BAHAHAHA DEAL
Pornhub: Um, I used to be an Adult Actor when I was younger
Hot Chocolate: woah-
Severus Snape: BAHAHA REID WAS A PORNSTAR
Pornhub's name was changed to XXXVideos.com
XXXVideos.com: No further questions please and thank you
XXXVideos.com: THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!
Mom: No, you aren't getting out of this THAT easily
Hot Chocolate: Okay, who knew?
Severus Snape: BAHAHA
Babygirl: Me
Hotch: Me
Gordon Ramsey: So, what kind of porn?
XXXvideos.com: I said no further questions
Mom: And I said you're not getting out of it that easily. How old were you?
XXXVideos.com: 18- 23
Mom: But..you joined the BAU when you were 22?
XXXVideos.com: ....side job
Gordon Ramsey: Again, what kind of porn?
XXXVideos.com: figure it out yourself
Hot Chocolate: I refuse to believe that this is true
XXXVideos.com: Unfortunately it is true and I regret it so no further questions
Gordon Ramsey: what kind of porn?
XXXVideos.com has gone offline.
Babygirl: You broke Reid, lmao
Hot Chocolate: So you tell us then, what kind of porn
Babygirl: porn
Hot Chocolate: but what kind of porn porn?
Babygirl: Skinny little bitch porn
XXXVideos.com is online
XXXVideos.com: Excuse me?
Babygirl: Lmao
Hot chocolate: Reid what kind of porn
XXXVideos.com: ...
XXXVideos.com: Skinny little bitch porn
XXXVideos.com has gone offline
Severus Snape: I found his porn
Hot chocolate: WHAT KIND OF PORN
Severus Snape: Skinny little bitch porn
Mom: EMILY
Gordon Ramsey: I still want to know what kind of porn it is
Gordon Ramsey: Hotch, what kind of porn??
Hotch: Skinny little twink porn
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A/N - BAHAHA I LOVED writing this! I know i'm probably the only one who finds this funny but whatever lol. Have a great day, Lovelies!
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