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Cat Mom is now online
Cat Mom: JJ WILL YOU MARRY ME
Mom is now online
Rossi is now online
Hotch is now online
Babygirl is now online
Mom: Woah, what?
Cat Mom: YOU KNOW FOR TAX BENIFITS AND SHIT
Rossi: You sure it's not cuz you're gay?
Hotch: Emily, how much have you had to drink
Cat Mom: 85
Rossi: Oh sweet Jesus
Mom: She's had 13 glasses of wine..
Mom: Send help
Hotch: Emily, no more wine for the rest of the night.
Cat Mom: You're not my mom
Hotch: Of course I'm not. I'm a man.
Cat Mom: OK well I'm not calling you daddy either
Babygirl: EMILY
Hotch: Don't get smart with me.
Mom: She's on her knees trying to propose to me with a mood ring
Mom: What the fuck do I do
Hotch: GODDAMMIT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE
Rossi: Listen to your father!
Hotch: Fuck you Dave.
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"Jennyyyyy!!" Emily sat on the floor and clung to JJ's legs like a child
JJ squeezed her way out of Emily's grip, and pulled her up off the floor. She immediately walked over to the kitchen counter to grab her half-full wine glass, but JJ grabbed it first and poured it down the sink.
"JJ! I was gonna drink that."
"I know that, but you know what Hotch said. No more wine!"
"Fine. You're lucky you're pretty. Otherwise I wouldn't listen to you."
Emily stood a bit taller than JJ, enough to have to look down at her. She pushed some of the other woman's blonde locks behind her ear, and moved her hand down to lift her chin up.
The raven haired woman leaned down and kissed her, smiling through the kiss.
"Emily, you're so drunk." JJ giggled, wrapping her arms around Emily's neck, kissing back.
"I know, you gotta try it some time." Emily laughed as if what she said was the funniest thing in the world.
She put her hands on JJ's waist, pulling her closer. She began to slow dance with her lazily, stumbling a lot in the process due to her intoxicated state.
"I love you, Em."
"Oh, I love you too Jenny."
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