Bitchless

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ANOTHER gc episode - let me know what you guys prefer, the humor or the actual storyline? I'll continue both regardless but I just wanna see sumn

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Chocolate Thunder is now online

Chocolate Thunder: YOU GUYS

5 people are online

Mom: What's up?

BabyGirl: Heyyy!

Cat Mom: Whaddupp

Chocolate Thunder: I'm being deadass, Reid is standing on my kitchen table trying to get away from Clooney

Rossi: Isn't Clooney a pomeranian? Aren't those things like, tiny?

Cat Mom: BRUHHH HE'S WHAT

Chocolate Thunder: I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING

Twinkie is now online

Twinkie: DEREK HELP ME

Twinkie: YOU DOG IS RABID

Mom: Reid, he probably just wants you to pet him. Get off the table

Cat Mom: BRO UR SCARED OF A POMERANIAN

BabyGirl: NAWWWWW

Twinkie: FUCK YOU GUYS

Mom: WHAT

Cat Mom: HUH

BabyGirl: WHO???

Rossi: Reid can cuss??

Hotch: DEREK CONTROL YOUR BITCH

Chocolate Thunder: He's not my bitch!

Cat Mom: LOL bitchless

BabyGirl: Then what am I?

Cat Mom: A princess

BabyGirl: awwhhh I'll take it

Twinkie: I'M NOT A BITCH

Hotch: Your old uh, videos say otherwise

Babygirl: OHH SHIT

Cat Mom: OOOOOHHHH

Chocolate Thunder: Reid just jumped off the table and ran in my bedroom

Chocolate Thunder: Reid you dropped your phone

Cat Mom: Derek how is he gonna- you know what, nevermind.

BabyGirl: Derek, read that text message over again 😭😭

Derek: Fuck you guys...

Hotch: LANGUAGE!!

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