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Another gc humor episode

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Rossi is now online.

Rossi: THAT'S IT

Rossi: I FOUND IT!!

Rossi: I FOUND REID'S PORN!!!

Twinkie is now online

Twinkie: Um

Twinkie: What

Cat Mom, Mom, Chocolate Thunder, + 2 others are now online

Cat Mom: Its hot isn't it?

Cat Mom: Innocent Mr. Spencer Reid isn't so innocent huh?

Twinkie: EMILY

Rossi: Yeah....who knew he had all that under those nerdy, baggy clothes

Twinkie: At least you didn't find my only fans.

Chocolate Thunder: Damn, I'd subscribe to that!

Mom: This is too funny-

Twinkie: DEREK

Twinkie: Emily and Rossi, not a word about what's under my sweaters.

Cat Mom: Yeah of course Reid, we wouldn't go that far.

Rossi: You can trust us.

Twinkie: Um...thanks. I'm gonna go take a shower.

Hotch: You can't wash away your sins with hot water, Reid.

Chocolate Thunder: Can I join?

Twinkie: NO

Chocolate Thunder: Damn I tried

Cat Mom: Imagine getting rejected by Spencer Reid

Twinkie: I don't think Derek could afford my appearance fee anyways.

Rossi: I mean...you do seem to be pretty popular on pornhub.

Twinkie: I-

Twinkie has gone offline

Mom: I found his onlyfans

Chocolate Thunder: pics or it didn't happen

Mom: Well then I guess it didn't happen

Chocolate thunder: fuck you

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Don't worry angst lovers, next chapter with be packed full of Moried and angst and all that nice stuff.


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