𝐓𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝒕.𝒌𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒐

6↝𝑫𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚'𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒕.

Wednesday

{12:57 pm}

you were high as a cloud since you smoked and you decided to be a bad bitch. you layed down on the nearest bench you found after you disinfected it.

"if yo leg get cut off? Where would it go?" you said facing the wall.

"in yo leg you dumb bitch it's called phantom limb pain."

"I KNOW YOU AIN'T JUST ANSWER ME". you said after hearing no response. "UH NO BITCH ANSWER ME NOW.

"Y/n are you tripping?" Kuroo turned you around.

"Nah I'm wilding. with my bitch paul the wall." you fist bumped the wall.

"Remove your shades"

"No tf it's too early for this shit" you said turning your back to Kuroo. "Did I ask?" Kuroo told you while taking your shades off.

"Bitch your eyes are red as hell...what did you even take?"

"Fam all ik is it's raining tacos. OUT OF THE SKYY!! TACOSSSS NO REASON TO ASK WHY. JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES! IT'S RAINING TACOS!!!! YUM YUM YUM YUM IT'S LETTUCE AND MEATTTTTTTT."
{I just wanted to put that in there}

"hell no I'm not leaving your ass out here. you might just walk up to the vp saying "WASSUP FUCKER". So c'mon let's go." Kuroo said to you while taking your hand.

"Kuroo where are you taking me?"

"Volleyball club room" Kuroo got your bag and put it on his back.

"Damn if you just wanted me to suck a lil dick or sumn that's all you had to say". you rolled your eyes.

"Y/n when did I say that? But I must ask are you made of Copper and Tellurium because you're CuTe. get it? Kuroo told you the chemistry joke to you while smiling.

"I thought you gave up on these chemistry jokes but yes i guess"

"I would never!!"

"Kurooooooooooooooooooooo" you dragged the o as you can see.

"yes?"

"Can you carry me?" you looked at him with an innocent look on your face.

"no we're almost there"

"please"

"no" Kuroo continue to hold your hand.

"please Kuroo?"

"no y/n"

"Please daddy?

"QUE???????" Kuroo choked on air.

"Please daddy? Can you carry me?" kuroo didn't even hesitate when he bridal styled you.

"was that so hard?"

"what? oh lemme pray real quick?"

"get your head out of the gutter"