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NERDY CAPTAIN
FRIDAY
2:22am

nerdy captain
y/n

you
what🤨

nerdy captain
who tf-

you
oh my bad
hi surou :)

nerdy captain
yeah that's what i thought 🤨

you
excuse me bitch?🤨

nerdy captain
sorry ma'am

you
yeah bitch

nerdy captain
😒😒😒
anyways

you
mmh

nerdy captain
i graded the google forms
for chem and math

you
don't tell me
i failed 🫤

nerdy captain
bruh you got like 9 questions right
what the fuck have you been doing
😭😭😭

you
FR???

nerdy captain
nah i'm playing 🤣🤣
you got a good score actually
i'm proud of you cuz tbh those stoichiometry were hard for me 😭😭😭
and that should say something cuz i'm crazy smart
just saying just saying
🤓🤓🤓🤓

you
oh here you go again 😒
thank you
those are easy tbh...the whole mole topic is fun

nerdy captain
so you fucking suck at everything else but the mole

you
and ionic + covalent compounds 😭😭
polyatomic ions go brrrr

nerdy captain
that's good tbh cuz i think a lot of that is on the exam

you
YESSSIRRR

nerdy captain
now about math
🧌

you
THE EMOJI?!?
WHY IS IT A TROLLLL

nerdy captain
my personal fav 🤭🤭
moving on
math is alright i guess
could have been better but it's calculus
no offense, ur bound to fail 🤣🤣🤣

you
😐😐😐.

nerdy captain
bruh i'm scared of the exam🤣🤣
i'm just being honest my love 😭

you
ok.

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nerdy captain
wow
i thought you loved me
🫤

you
i love my 10 inch dick not you bitch

nerdy captain
EXCUSE ME?

you
you heard me 🤣

nerdy captain
you don't even have a dick
you mean you love my dick😁?

you
no bitch, i love my 10 inch dick

nerdy captain
show.

you
that's gay

nerdy captain
?????
how

you
you just asked me to show you my dick 🤣🤣
that's quite gay ngl

nerdy captain
oh kys

you
soon😮‍💨

nerdy captain
wait wait i was playing

you
goodnight <33

nerdy captain
I WAS PLAYING

you
🧌🧌

nerdy captain
fawk u and your broken laptop

you
it's rlly not that deep
chill.

nerdy captain
goodnight don't forget to study

you
night <3

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