Ben: Hey Mal are you a book? Because I'm checking you out 😉
Mal: Aww, I love you. You're so cute.
Harry: That was the worst and cheesiest pick up line I have ever heard.
Mal: Oh bug off Harry, I don't need you to ruin the mood, and like you could think of something better.
Harry: Oh I can and I will
[Uma walks in the room]
Harry: Watch and learn
Harry: Hey Uma, are you a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.
Uma: You're what!?
Harry: Nothing it's just a pick up line
Uma: What the hell kinda pick up line was that? And honestly now I'm scared that you are stalking me.
Harry: Honestly Uma is there anything to be surprised about, I've been stalking you since we were kids. But not like in a creepy way or anything in like a cute kinda way.
Uma:... There's not a cute kinda way to that. Okay I'm gonna go now.
Harry: I'll be watching you.
Uma: Stay away from me Hook.
[Uma leaves]
Harry: See that's how you do it, that was a lot more romantic than your whole moment. Now you know what to say next time.
Ben: Umm, I think I'm gonna stick with my pick up lines. But thank you
Mal: Yeah I think you sufficiently scared Uma
Harry: she'll be alright, she's probably just lounging on her couch now. If she really did think it was creepy I'm sure she's over it now.
Mal: Because you would know right...
YOU ARE READING
Huma incorrect quotes
Humorthis is going to be incorrect quotes revolving huma. I may have some friendship ones in the mix. also I will take requests.
