Gil: Hey Uma can I ask you a question?
Uma: Go for it.
Gil: if Harry and I were drowning who would you save?
Uma: Uh, you
Gil: Aww Uma that's so sweet.
Harry: Uma! My heart! It's broken, how could you!
Uma: You can swim, Gil can't.
Harry: Still!
Gil: She likes me better than you.
Uma: Calm down! I'm a sea witch a can save both of you.
Harry: Whatever, it still hurts to know you would choose to save him first.
Uma: Fine, I'll save you first. Happy?
Gil: Uma! But I can't swim!
Uma: Okay I'm done, goodbye
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Huma incorrect quotes
Humorthis is going to be incorrect quotes revolving huma. I may have some friendship ones in the mix. also I will take requests.