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Harry: I'm not drunk

Jay: Yes you are

Harry: I AM NOT DRUNK!

Jay: Then tell me the time

Harry: *turns to clock* I'm not drunk!

Jay: Riiight

Uma: He's probably not drunk, he just can't tell time.

Jay: Oh...

Harry: I AM NOT DUMB!

Uma: I didn't say you were

Harry: *Crying*  You guys are so mean!

Uma: Ok, yeah he's drunk

Jay: How do I keep getting involved in this mess?

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