Harry: Hello my Honey bunches of oats
Uma: The hell did you just call me?
Harry: You don't like it?
Uma: I hate it
Harry: Lemme try again, Hello my zucchini
Uma: Zucchini? That makes zero sense
Harry: Angelfish?
Uma: Nah, my mom used to call me that
Harry: Ew, uh I could just shorten your name and call you ma
Uma: That's fricken creepy
Harry: How about just U
Uma: Why would you waste your energy calling my U my name is so short just say the whole thing
Harry: Then what do you want me to call you?
Uma: How about just Uma, or captain
Harry: No, I want a pet name for you
Uma: Why
Harry: because it's cute
Uma: Well I'm not coming up with a pet name for myself
Harry: I could just call you my little sea pony
Uma:I...love that! I feel so special right now! *Gives Harry a hug*
Harry: Alright then *smiles and hugs her back*
YOU ARE READING
Huma incorrect quotes
Humorthis is going to be incorrect quotes revolving huma. I may have some friendship ones in the mix. also I will take requests.
