Sibling Fights

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Harry: I hate you! Why do you always have to be such a pest!

CJ: Well I hate you more, you're so freaking annoying!

Harry: You have no respect or boundaries!

Uma walks in the room

Uma: Wow what's going on?

Harriet: Mmm Harry found this seashell that he was going to give you then CJ being CJ stole it. So then he yelled at her to give it back, when she didn't he slapped her hand and she dropped it and it broke.

CJ: it's not my fault I was going to give it back!

Harry: You shouldn't have taken it in the first place!

Uma: Okay, okay it's really not a big deal. Just say sorry to each other and Harry you and I can go to the beach later and look for seashells.

Harry: Oh yes I'm sooo sooory Calista.

Uma: I mean say sorry like you mean it.

Harry: Yeah, but the thing is I don't mean it.

CJ: Well if I said sorry I wouldn't mean it either because it wasn't my fault!

Uma: oh my gosh can I just see the darned thing.

Harriet: oh that's a good idea, it's over here.

Uma walks over to where Harriet is pointing

Harry: Beautiful isn't it? If this one hadn't broken it, it would have been an amazing gift.

Uma: I mean yeah it's nice but I am a sea witch I could go to the bottom of the ocean and get whatever seashell I wanted.

CJ: Ha see! She doesn't even like it you idiot!

Uma: NO, I didn't say that.

Harry: Honestly it sure sounded like that.

Uma: No it's beautiful Harry I swear that's not what I meant!

Harry: You know what, since no one can appreciate my beautiful shell I'll just take the broken pieces to my room along with my broken heart.

CJ: Ha, loser serves you right!

Harriet: CALISTA!

CJ: What! he deserved it!

Uma: Ughhh remind me next time to not get involved in sibling fights!

I don't know why these last two have been so long. They're not really incorrect quotes but I hope you guys like them because I liked writing them🥰💕

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