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~Meme Friends~

guccitae
Do you ever just sit and wonder how it is possible that before you are born, you used to live in your father's testicles?

agustmfd
...

chimmy
Why is it always you who asks the weirdest questions?

jhope
I was just about to ask the same thing

guccitae
But if you really think about it, it makes you wonder

agustmfd
😂😂
He is getting weirder by every second

chimmy
Really Taehyung
You look so sexy and cute on the tv
But deep inside you are a very weird person

jiminisamidget
That sounds funny, coming from a guy who's weight is a meter and a wish to grow up

jhope
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

guccitae
Jungoo
Baby
That's my man

chimmy
🙂🔪

jhope
I guess he will cut his balls off with this knife hahahahahahah

jiminisamidget
Gonna take a lot of time for that

agustmfd
Do you guys seriously fight like this every day?

chimmy
Actually
Jungkook is way different in person
You will see that once you meet him

jhope
By the way, we will be hitting the road soon
I hope you don't forget the timing

guccitae
I'm all packed and ready do travel

agustmfd
Gonna take quite some time because of this quarantine shit but we will come

chimmy
What about Seokjin? 🤫

guccitae
Beside me, staring through a car window with earphones inside his ears

jhope
Which is honestly very weird because he is usually the loudest when we travel, no matter how moody he can be

guccitae
Yoongi you can suck my balls

agustmfd
I will gladly reject your invitation

guccitae
YOU LITTLE

jhope
There they go, fighting like little kids again

guccitae
Which makes me ask
What do you mean he is way different?

chimmy
Kookie?

jiminisamidget
No
Please
Not now
I no wanna
Kookie no wanna

jhope
?

guccitae
Jungkook?

chimmy
It's okay baby
They are our friends

agustmfd
Wait am I missing something

guccitae
I don't understand
Is Kookie your nickname?

jiminisamidget
Yup
My fwends call me kookie
But you can call me Kookie too

chimmy
Hehe

guccitae
I'm Hella confused but okay

agustmfd
Same hahaha

jhope
Hey kookie
Would you like some stuffed animals?
I can stop by a shop and buy you some if you'd like

chimmy
Hoseok?

guccitae
Huh

jiminisamidget
SHEGWHSHE
YES
ME WANNA
BIG BIG PINK RABBOT

chimmy
Baby it's a rabbit

jiminisamidget
Oh
I'm sorry

agustmfd
I understand

jhope
Yeah

agustmfd
Who would have thought

chimmy
But it doesn't happen alot
It's more of a hobby of his
Because he has a very beautiful life right now beside me so he sometimes regresses just to have fun and play

agustmfd
That's cute
Awwwww
Baby Koo

jiminisamidget
You no hate Kookir?
Ugh
Kookier
Kookie

agustmfd
No baby why would I hate you
You are so precious

guccitae
JUNGKOOK
I'M DEFINITELY FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU

jiminisamidget
That's very nice to read haha
Thank you Taehyung
Can say the same about you

chimmy
Jungkook?

jiminisamidget
Yes Jimin
I've gotta blast because I have dancing classes soon
You too so don't be late

chimmy
You do realize that we are two meters apart and that you could have told me that in person?

jiminisamidget
🙄

jhope
LOL THE DIFFERENCE IN ATTITUDE

guccitae
I'm so gay

jhope
We know that

agustmfd
Yeah




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