So I don't know what these are anymore. I ran out of puns so these are like jokes/one-liners or funny short stories.
All this spending on Black Friday;
Better pay ya electricity bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too.
A cop jut pulled me over and said papers. So I said scissors I win, and drove off.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, you know.... If you can through it hard enough.
If procrastination was a Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.
My friend thinks he's smart, he said that onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
If someday we all goto prison for downloading music. I hope they split us by music genre.
Daughter: Mommy, what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world?
Mommy: I don't know, why don't you go ask your grandmother.
As I watched a dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused" then I realized I was watching the dog chase its tail.
One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if I I could help check her balance.... So I pushed her over.
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RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
