A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."
~Henny Youngman
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall
A: "Dam!"
Men - The one thing duct tape can't fix
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RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
