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I was going to look for my missing watch, but could never find the time.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial it shows they're think out of the box.

What's the definition of will? (It's a dead giveaway)

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.

Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me. I could do it with my eyes closed.

So yeah I get to go to sleep finally! hopefully I will update at least every other night. Yeah! It's almost 12 am here so goodnight!
~SaMi

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