I was going to look for my missing watch, but could never find the time.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial it shows they're think out of the box.
What's the definition of will? (It's a dead giveaway)
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me. I could do it with my eyes closed.
So yeah I get to go to sleep finally! hopefully I will update at least every other night. Yeah! It's almost 12 am here so goodnight!
~SaMi
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Punography
SonstigesSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
