I don't trust these stairs... They're always up to something.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Did you here about the guy who got all his leg side cut off? He's all right now.
Did you here about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
He drove his car into a tree and found out the Mercedes bends.
Cat puns freak meowt seriously, I'm not kitten.
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RandomSo I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
