CHASE: SUP YALL HOW U DOIN?
SKYE: CHASE YOURE BACC!
MARSHALL: Ryder did a good job with dressing the wound.
CHASE: Yea. Ryder is Pog.
EVEREST: Pogchamp
EVERYONE: ALL HAIL RYDER WOOWOOWOO
RYDER: Aww staph it
KATIE: kinda cringe innit?
EVERYONE: Yea
CHASE: I think we should bring Rubble back.
MARSHALL: Yea. We were really mean to him.
RYDER: Aight. Let's go get em.
ALL: WOOOOOOOOOOO
RYDER: Takes out his iPhone XXX S Pro Max Ultra Plus 5G Fold and calls someone Hi. Yea. Book a flight to Antarctica. Why not? Oh right. Stoopit Covid.
ME: *emerges from the clouds* this doesn't feel like my story. Somethings missing.
RYDER: Yea. Hmmm....Oh wait! I got it. Reshoot that last part.
ME: Aight. And...action!
RYDER: Takes out his iPhone XXX S Pro Max Ultra Plus 5G Fold and calls someone Hi. Yea. Book a flight to Antarctica. Why not? Oh right. Dumb F*cking Covid.
ME: Now that's what I'm talking about. I think imma promote you soon.
RYDER: YYAY
ME: To the position of Janitor.
RYDER: ...
ME: Anyways, peace✌ Yeets away
RYDER: This is weird innit?
ALL: Yea.
RYDER: Anyways, I have a plan B.
Meanwhile in Antarctica
RUBBLE: I am a microwave
POLAR BEAR: What sound does a microwave even make?
RUBBLE: EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEAUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
POLAR BEAR: You're bored aren't you.
RUBBLE: Yea. I wish I didn't fight with them. I wanna say sorry to em.
POLAR BEAR: Welp, ya blew ur shot bud.
RUBBLE: I know.
SUDDENTLY THE GROUND STARTED SHAKING. OOOOOOO. AAAAAAAA. MAN THIS COVID SHIT IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND. ANYWAYS...
A PORTAL OPENED UP IN THE GROUND, AND THE REST OF THE PAW PATROL CAME OUT OF IT.
RUBBLE: WHAT THE-
POLAR BEAR: Well how the hell did you do that?
RYDER: It's simple. We abused the laws of physics.
RUBBLE: Well that makes sense.
CHASE: I'm sorry Rubble. Guess I was too harsh on ya.
RUBBLE: I'm sorry too. I was kinda being a jerk.
POLAR BEAR: Wow. What entertainment.
RYDER: SHUSHHHH Takes out rocket launcher and shoots the polar bear, who gets blasted so far that he lands back in the Eagles nest.
EAGLE: Great! You're here too. I was getting bored.
MARSHALL: We've seen this before haven't we?
ROCKY: Yea
ZUMA: Anyways, let's go home.
RYDER: Okay! Let's goooooooooo! Abuses the laws of physics again And we're bac... wait a second...
SKY: This isn't earth is it?
EVEREST: No, I think this is Mars.
CHASE: Gosh darnit.
OH WELL. THIS IS DUMB. ANYWAYS, COMMENT SUM DARES FOR THE PUPS AND RYDER, AND, WELP, SEE YALL LATER. PEACE✌
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Truth or Dare (PAW Patrol Edition)
FanfictionRated PG-13 FOR OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, ROMANCE AND ALL THAT SHIT Okay,I know that what cover shows, but there will be Chase x Skye on this, and maybe a little Marshall x Everest action too. BTW THIS IS MY FIRST STORY. WAS BORED OF QUARANTINE SO I DECI...
