CH-12 RUNNING OUT OF TILTES

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RYDER:Ok pups, we have 5 minutes before we go live

PUPS:Ok Ryder.

4 MINUTES AND SUM SECONDS LATER..

RYDER:5...4...3...2...1...And were live! Hello everyone and welcome back to The Stupidest F*cking Show in the F*cking World!

PUPS:Yay...

RYDER:So today, we have a d, actually two dares from KayaanSharma who asks skye to sleep in an eagle's nest...

SKYE:GULPS

RYDER:And for zuma to clean the lookout using a vaccum cleaner. Only.

ZUMA:Sh*t.

PUPS:Yayyy!

MEANWHILE WITH SKASE

CHASE:Don't worry Skye, you're gonna be okay.

SKYE:Are you sure?

CHASE:100%

SKYE:Thanks Chase, I don't know what I would do without you.

WITH ZUMA...

ZUMA:I don't think I should be doing this.

RUBBLE:Of course you should.

ROCKY:You'll be fine. After all, it is just a vaccum cleaner.

MARSHALL:TURNS IT ON here you go.

ZUMA:EPIC CHILD SCREAM.

PUPS:FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING.

TIME SKIP TO CHASE, SKYE AND RYDER.

SKYE:There's the eagle's nest. And the eagle!

CHASE:Don't worry, you'll be fine.

THE EAGLE SUDDENLY ATTACKS SKYE'S COPTER AND ALMOST HITS HER.

CHASE:Skye! You okay?

SKYE:Yes.

CHASE:LOOKS AT THE EAGLE Oh, you're dead now. RUFF! FLASHBANG!

THE FLASHBANG EXPLODES AND THE EAGLE GETS TEMPORARILY BLINDED.

CHASE:RUFF! ROCKET LAUNCHER!

A ROCKET LAUNCHER STRAIGHT FROM FORTNITE POPS OUT OF HIS PUP PACK AND THE ROCKET LAUNCHES AND HITS THE EAGLE AND THE EAGLE GETS BLASTED SO FAR AWAY THAT IT LANDS SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF ANTARCTICA WHERE IT STARTS A FAMILY WITH POLAR BEARS.

RYDER:What was that for?

CHASE:The dare said 'Eagle's nest'.it didn't require an eagle.

RYDER:Well that's fair, I guess.

BACK AT THE LOOKOUT

ZUMA CLEANS THE WHOLE LOOKOUT WHILE CONSTANTLY SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. WHEN HE CLEANED EVERYTHING, HE STOPPED TO REST, BUT HIS TAIL GOT STUCK IN THE VACCUM CLEANER AND THE VACCUM CLEANER SWALLOWED HIM WHOLE

ZUMA:SON OF A VACCUM CLEANER!!!

HE CALLS THE OTHERS WHO HELP HIM GET OUT. HE TOOK ALL OF HIS ANGER OUT ON THE VACCUM CLEANER LATER WHEN HE THREW IT IN THE BAY AND SCREAMED "B*TCH I'M YOUR FATHER NOW!!! "

THAT WAS EXCESSIVE AND I APOLOGIZE. NEW PART COMING EITHER TODAY OR TOMORROW.Oh, and,one more small thing. 400 READSJDHSBSHBSJSG!!?!?!?!?!?!?!THANK YOU SOO MUCH. I'M GONNA WORK ON MY THIRD STORY NOW. SEE YA!

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