CH-14 F*CK YOU UNCLE!?!?

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NOW I SEE WHY SO MANY PEOPLE STARTED USING WATTPAD. 200 READS IN ONE DAY??!?!?! I'M SPEETCHLESS.

CHASE:Ryder sir, how much time till the next show?

RYDER:I'm afraid today won't be a show. We didn't get any truths or dares.

PUPS:What?

EVEREST:We didn't?

TRACKER:¿Cómo no conseguimos ninguno?

RYDER:Yup, we didn't.

CHASE:So can we play on our own? Like we used to?

RYDER:Sure. I won't be playing, I'm gonna go rest for a while.

PUPS:OK

ROCKY:Here's the bottle.

PUPS:Spin it! Spin it! Spin it!

ROCKY SPINS AND IT LANDED ON CHASE

CHASE:Oh no.

ROCKY:ToD?

CHASE:D

ROCKY:I Dare you to prank call 3 people.

PUPS:Yayy

CHASE:Yayy... You know what, you tell me who to call and I'll think of something.

SKYE:Hmm... How about Mayor goodway?

CHASE:What?

PUPS:Yes!!!

CHASE:SIGHS Ok.

CHASE CALLS HER AND DOES IT LIKE A PRESIDENT

MG:Hello, whose this?

CHASE (IN TRUMP'S VOICE):Good afternoon Mayor.This is US President Donald Trump and you need to get a husband.Or I'll kill you.

MG:You wouldn't dare.

CHASE:Ok, men, get the eagle ready were dropping a nuke on Adventure Bay.

MARSHALL:SIR YES SIR!

MG:No no no, please, okay, I'll get married.

CHASE:And come show him to me when you're done.

MG:Okay sir.

CHASE:Also, F*CK YOUR DUMB*SS CHICKEN! ENDS CALL

PUPS:FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING

MARSHALL:That was *wheeze* SO MUCH FUN.

CHASE:Okay, who next?

ROCKY:Ryder's Uncle?

ZUMA:Gweat idea dude!

IN RYDER'S ROOM

RYDER:So let me get this straight;you were dared to prank call someone and everybody chose my uncle?

CHASE:Basically.

RYDER:Go for it! And insult him a little on my behalf.

CHASE:Sure!

RYDER HANDS CHASE HIS PHONE

CHASE(IN HIS REGULAR VOICE CUZ POLICE):This is Military Cheiftian Flanders, and you're gonna be executed after the lockdown ends so be ready.

UNCLE:But what have I done?

CHASE:Your nephew, Ryder, called me, complaining about you making him lose a lot of money by first telling him that you're in China, then in 'merica and then in China.

UNCLE:Oh him, he was the most stupid person I've ever met. He was only a trouble to me and no help at all. So it's good that I pranked him.

RYDER WAS BOILING WITH ANGER

RYDER:LISTEN HERE YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE, THE ONLY REASON I CAME TO VISIT YOU WAS THAT I WAS FEELING BORED AND YOU WERE MY LAST PRIORITY. I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED, BUT NOO, YOU'RE STILL THAT COMPLAINY WHINY B*TCH I KNEW. AND LISTEN TO ME CLOSELY HAMHAWK, F*CK YOU WITH A CAPITAL F. HOPE YOU DON'T GET COVID-19, OH WAIT, YOU ARE A STUPID VIRUS YOURSELF. DIE B*TCH DIE! HANGS UP

CHASE:I'm officially scared now

ZUMA:Me too bwo, me too.

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