Rated PG-13 FOR OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, ROMANCE AND ALL THAT SHIT
Okay,I know that what cover shows, but there will be Chase x Skye on this, and maybe a little Marshall x Everest action too.
BTW THIS IS MY FIRST STORY. WAS BORED OF QUARANTINE SO I DECI...
UMM, GUYS?HOW DID WE GET 500 READSSSJDBDHENJSBSHSGBS!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. ALSO...
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WHATT IS THIS?!?!?! #1???? I SERIOUSLY CAN'T SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH TIMES!!!CH-13 HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH, AND I'M NOT GONNA DO THE "AND WERE LIVE" THING A LOT.
RYDER:So, today we have a dare from HYPERSPACEGAMING who wants Chase and Mayor Humdinger to have a Roast Battle.
CHASE:OH YEAHH!
PUPS:GO CHASE!
RYDER:I'm gonna call him. BRINGS OUT HIS PHONE AND CALLS HUMDINGER FOR THE BATTLE
HUMDINGER AT THE LOOKOUT
HUMDINGER:You're going down Chase.
CHASE:Yeah Yeah, whatever. Just remember to keep some ice for later, cuz dis iz gonna BURN.
RYDER:Let the battle BEGIN!
HUMDINGER:YOU'RE SO DUMB THAT YOU HAD TO REPEAT KINDERGARTEN!
ROCKY:Ouch...
CHASE:YOU'RE SO BIG, YOU GOT YOUR OWN ORBIT!
MARSHALL:OHHH!!!!!
SKYE:BURN!!
ZUMA:OH YOU TOWD HIM!
HUMDINGER:YOUR OWNER IS SO STUPID THAT HE... UH... I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING.
CHASE:GOOD, CUZ I'VE GOT A FEW... YOU WERE BORN ON THE HIGHWAY CUZ THAT'S WHERE MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!
PUPS AND RYDER:OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
CHASE:YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOU WENT TO SIGN UP FOR THE NATIONAL UGLY CONTEST, THEY SAID SORRY, PROFESSIONALS AREN'T ALLOWED HERE!
PUPS AND RYDER:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
CHASE:YOU ARE, SOOO FAT, THAT WHEN I TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU ALONE FROM MY IPAD PRO LAST YEAR,AND PRESSED PRINT, ITS STILL PRINTING!
PUPS AND RYDER:OHHH MYY GAWDDD!!!!
ZUMA:MOM GET THE CAMERAAA!!!
CHASE:MARSHALL, I NEED YOU PRONTO!
MARSHALL:WHY?
CHASE:CUZ I NEED U TO EXTINGUISH THE FIRE THAT I JUST SAID! LOOK! MAYOR HUMDINGER'S BURNING!
PUPS:HAHAHA!!
HUMDINGER:OWW THAT HURT!
CHASE:GOOD.NOW GO AND APPLY SOME ICE TO THOSE SCABS! I CAN SEE THEM FROM HERE!
RYDER:AND THE CLEAR WINNER HERE IS, CHASE!!!
PUPS:YAYY!!!
CHASE:OH, AND HUMDINGER, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET MARRIED SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN ICE YOU. OH, WHAT AM I SAYING? YA CAN'T BOII. CUZ YA AIN'T A MAN!oh, and don't commit any crime or you'll be dead. Oh, and go F*ck yourself!
ZUMA:Mah Doods a Savage.
SKYE:I've never seen you like this Chase...
CHASE:Sorry Skye, but the readers wanted it.
SKYE:I know, but can you PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT?
CHASE:Sure, why not?
THIS IS PROBABLY NOT THE BEST POINT TO END IT HERE BUT, YA KNOW ME, I'M LIKE THAT, SO, TANKS 4 READING. BE SURE TO COMMENT SUM TRUTHS AND DARES IN THE COMMENTS. SEE YA!
