The only ones I could find were for gay people... I'm sorry. I tried to come up with a few of my own though, and a couple are inspired from other wattpad books.
"You don't look gay."
Oh I'm sorry, did I forget to wear my rainbow today?
"It's just a phase."
I wish your stupidity was just a phase.
"Homosexuality is a disease."
*calls school* I'm sorry, I can't come in today. I'm gay.
"You're gay!"
Aww thanks! Gay people are so cool!
"Are you a boy or a girl? Like, what do you have down there?"
Your mum's face.
"How's your phase going?"
Stronger than your marriage.
"Your clothes are gay."
Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.
"You're going to hell."
With you existing, I'm already there.
"Having two dads is gross."
Two guys raised Simba and he turned out amazing.
"What's a Juliet without her Romeo?"
Or "What's a Romeo without his Juliet?"
Alive.
"Sapiosexuality is so stupid."
No, you're stupid, which is why I'll thankfully never be attracted to you.
Please put more in the comments! Hope you enjoyed! I've also just finished every request and thing I had planned, so does anyone have any suggestions for what I should do next?
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Book of LGBTQIAP+
Non-FictionWhether you're LGBTQIAP+ or not, you are welcome here. This book has facts, memes, random anecdotes about my life, and more. There are serious chapters and funny chapters. We are all about accepting, and loving, and supporting you through whatever y...
